1vlonesdeath

*nonexistent*

[J.C @jessaricc]

“And so being young and dipped in folly, I fell in love with melancholy."
— Edgar Allan Poe

[Morgan B @MorganBat21]

Prayer is powerful...

[Danny @lookinfordanny]

fuck i look like chasing u im the one that eat pussy until it squirt in my mouth

[Vid @MethodByVid]

Im fucking BEGGING YOU

- start a youtube shorts channel
- pick a niche
- post shorts
- get monetized
- make money
- move out of your parents house
- buy drip
- date slavic girls

This is EXACTLY how to do the first half:

1. START THE CHANNEL (20 MINUTES)

fresh google account, brand account under it so an editor can get access later without your password. two factor on. spend 3 days watching the niche as a viewer before you upload anything. it warms the account and builds your research feed at the same time

2. PICK THE NICHE (ONE WEEKEND)

four filters, no vibes. several channels over 200M views in the last 90 days. viewers in the US, 25 to 45, on a topic advertisers pay for (money, home, health, cars, career, tech), thats the difference between $0.05 and $0.40 per 1,000 views. you can make one in under an hour with what you own today. and it can hold 111,000 views a day, because from february a channel that cant stops getting paid

3. BUILD THE STACK ($0)

chatgpt writes the script, 65 to 90 words, fed 10 transcripts from the winners in your sheet. elevenlabs is the voice, pick one, never change it, the voice is half your recognition. pixabay or screen capture for footage. capcut for word by word captions, big, centre, inside the safe zone. youtube audio library for sound, never a trending song, its deducted from the pool before youre paid. one project file with all of it locked so you never decide a font twice

4. POST SHORTS (30 OF THEM, SAME SHAPE)

25 to 35 seconds. tension in the first 3 seconds, something changes every 4 to 6, payoff, cut. no outro. before every upload check nine things on a phone, not in the editor: nothing in the bottom 20% or right 15% of the screen, 1080x1920 with no black bars, voice peaking around -3dB with music 18 to 22dB under it, no room echo, first frame is not a title card, captions on time, no tiktok watermark, no like and subscribe tail, shorts monetisation module accepted in studio. most people find 15 to 30 failures across their last 10 videos and fixing them moves a stuck channel more than 3 months of reading

5. GET MONETIZED

1,000 subscribers and 10 million shorts views in 90 days. thats 111,000 a day. until 1 february 2027, when the views part becomes 20 million and everyone who got in before keeps the old price. the 92 days left in the year are exactly the window

at video 30 read your floor, the middle of your bottom third. floor up and two videos at 5x your median: add volume, hire an editor at $3 to $8 a short off a paid test task. floor flat: change the shape, keep the niche. floor near zero: recheck step 2 and step 4

the second half of the list has never needed a guide. nobody has ever struggled to spend $10k on drip and a flight to belgrade

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[midwest princess @mscoolio2006]

I hate being unemployed. I feel like such a bum omg

[TheeCandid✌🏾 @khal_juniier]

I refuse to give women money, I’ll spend on you but I won’t send it.

[1vlonesdeath @vlonesdeath]

@ConfidenceTwt i don’t have a way that isn’t isn’t going to leave a bloody pile of brain matter every where.

[Confidence @ConfidenceTwt]

I have not found a painless way to do it

[1vlonesdeath @vlonesdeath]

@ConfidenceTwt i don’t have a way that isn’t isn’t going to leave a bloody pile of brain matter every where.

[1vlonesdeath @vlonesdeath]

@slumberglasgow all of mine are like just black with white/grey energy with a demonic/angelic/prime look i used to do different colors n shii but i just gotten tired of rainbow slop 😭

[1vlonesdeath @vlonesdeath]

@Thirst22 deadass too grown for ts like fuck is u here for

[BasketballGod 🏀 @Thirst22]

I don’t want no cool ass homegirl

[1vlonesdeath @vlonesdeath]

@AhmadAnonimis boi damn near died when i got this done 😭

[1vlonesdeath @vlonesdeath]

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love if yall would check out my vid thanks!!

[1vlonesdeath @vlonesdeath]

@rjmxrell same

[1vlonesdeath @vlonesdeath]

THE MOST HORRIFYING DEMON IVE EVER CAME ACROSS | COINCIDENCES PT 2 https://t.co/CaGG6rM4oS via @YouTube

love if yall would check out my vid thanks!!

[1vlonesdeath @vlonesdeath]

@LeadHerLogic interested

[1vlonesdeath @vlonesdeath]

@roboticjoey just 700 twin

[1vlonesdeath @vlonesdeath]

@_OnlyClinton baja blast. ts is teal liquid shite