tori 🍉

historian, virginia tech alum, hamster mom | all opinions are my own - priv @milfworm

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i once heard someone say “if there are 12 Nazis in a room and they ask you to have dinner with them and you agree, then there are 13 Nazis in that room” and i think a lot of people fundamentally don’t understand that. but it’s 100% true.

[LBrookieF (LifeofAShowgirl’s Version)❤️‍🔥 @TTPDoftheNorth]

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce donated more than they spent on their wedding. They held their wedding at a union facility. They’re both union members. They’re both Liberal/Democrats. The online left are a fucking bunch of performative self-righteous imbecilic fools.

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

“I wouldn’t be here without four of my friends on this journey. I want to thank Niall, Louis, Zayn, and my dear Liam.”

— Harry Styles during his record-breaking 12th consecutive sold-out show at Wembley Stadium

[. @digitalwhvre]

liberals mad at taywedding instead of trump’s 250 celebration that is being paid by tax payers

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have donated $26 million to at least 20 charities ahead of their wedding — ranging from food banks, animal cruelty organization, educational programs and children’s hospitals.

(https://t.co/OYtRLVP75i)

[tori 🍉 @vlpuryear]

someone just donated 2 mil to dolly parton imagination library but ppl still are gonna call her an evil soul sucking capitalist bitch arent they

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The Supreme Court has declined to review Donald Trump’s appeal for a jury’s finding that he sexually abused and defamed writer E. Jean Carroll.

Trump was ordered to pay Carroll $5 MILLION in damages.

[Hetty ⋆˖⁺‧₊☽☾₊‧⁺˖⋆ @cutesy_kuromiii]

My kinda hot take is that bisexual characters do not need to be seen dating two or more genders to be seen as bisexual. Some bisexuals only date the same gender and some only date the opposite. That doesn’t make them more or less bisexual

[Ron wright @ronsterd89]

Elon Musk once jokingly offered to end World Hunger, asking how much it would cost as if it would be some incalculable number.
When the UN replied saying 6.6 Billion would be enough to immediately end Famine for the year he never responded, and a few months later bought Twitter for 44 Billion.

You struggle and suffer because people like him are allowed to exist, not because your neighbor is an immigrant.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

ben & jerry (ben cohen & jerry greenfield) tried to boycott their ice cream from being sold in israel, so unilever went behind their back and sold a portion of the company to an israeli licensee against their wishes. israel is selling ben & jerry's through corporate domination

[tori 🍉 @vlpuryear]

@mooopsy LETS FUCKIN GOOOO

[tori 🍉 @vlpuryear]

@filipinomitski stop it im BLUSHING

[saga 🦇 @alIthemadmen]

SO important to me that alan cumming always makes it very clear that he’s bisexual. because he’s been with his husband for the better part of two decades almost everyone calls him gay and erases his bisexuality and dismiss his previous relationships (&marriage!) & he wont have it

[tori 🍉 @vlpuryear]

@filipinomitski im coming

[bigkhing @bigkhing001]

So weird when a parent of a gay child is homophobic. U made a gay person. Ur literally the gay source. Ur the carrier of gay. Ur the gay factory

[Wix @Wiixxy_y]

I feel like we’ve gone so far into the men ain’t shit direction now we are just shaming women for being in love

[isha @MibshaD]

*uterus sheds its lining and REGENERATES itself every month*

“a human organ that can self-regenerate - hmm… that’s not interesting at all, let’s never study this.”

-the medical community

[girlsay. @_GirlSay]

things I wish someone told me at age 18