ok my tiktok is working now. i’m still gonna tweet though it’s fun . this whole thing was some crazy pr stunt for everyone to praise trump before getting office . literally insane .
“TikTok’s Triumphant Return”
Oh, rejoice, the savior’s here,
Trump’s “reassurance” calmed the fear.
TikTok lives—what a noble feat,
A victory for teens and viral beats.
“Dance away,” he proclaimed with flair,
“Your silly trends? I deeply care.
I’ve solved the crisis, quelled the woe—
Now back to lip-syncing in bad lighting, though.”
Creators cheer, the clock’s unwound,
The fate of memes was almost bound.
But rest assured, with his decree,
Your thirst traps thrive, oh, thankfully!
A statesman’s work, truly sublime,
Saving TikTok one trend at a time.
History books will write it clear:
“Trump saved the app—election year.
thanking beyoncé so hard rn bc we stopped to stay in a hotel so i can actually go to bed with out the fear we will crash and die bc dad falls asleep behind the wheel. #blessup#8hourstogo
my dad is insistant on us driving our long azz drive all through the night. as if he didn’t just close his eyes and start snoring up a storm in the 5 mins i went into a gas station to use the bathroom. may beyoncé protect us ! 😹
sorry to keep letting my thoughts fly like little beautiful butterflies . i’m so woke and my beautiful tiktok would make this long azz car ride much more entertaining. currently just bumping rhett and link music and pondering life looking out the dark window.