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Mama | Pisces | video games | books | I’m a writer so I’m constantly throwing words into the void ✨

[tor @vmahuh]

My son is literally the cutest 🥹

[• @WordsCocoon]

are you?

[Av ☁️ ☀️ @MarioEmmet]

“Well, somebody better be dying!”

“I’m dying.”

That exchange is one of the funniest examples of how Shrek the Third uses timing to land a joke.

[COZYVIBES @thespookygirll]

🖤

[SnoopyAndWoodie @Anklebiters0904]

geek mode: ON 🤓

[gwen 🧁 (edtwt) @dearesthimiko]

when im bloated i feel like this photo of elon musk

[Nick Hutchins @nicholasrhutch]

I’ll never understand cruises. Best case, you are a hostage in a mid-tier resort and get to pop off at a Señor Frog’s. Worst case, millions are asking for your ship to be bombed to smithereens to prevent you from returning.

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

from a young age i knew everybody was wrong and i was right

[dan nolan @dannolan]

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

[bears 🧸 @wydbear]

this shit hit tumblr harder than crack in the 80s

[The Gripper @tom_on_here]

If the cat in the hat tried any of that bullshit in my house, I’d shoot him dead

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

he would’ve fought the hantavirus himself if it was on his ship

[𝓖𝓲𝓫𝓼𝓸𝓷🛸 @OpiumX_29]

" money doesn't buy happiness,"

Me with money:

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

Ladybug

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

How the older generation looks at you when you choose to live your life to the fullest instead of suffering like them.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks

[snoopy and friends @snoopyandfrien6]

April 06,1996

[Snoopy @SnoopyFansUS]

Snoopy bag with snoopy keychain