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[Viv @vmaisofly]

Parents when I was growing up: “don’t believe everything you see on the internet!”

Parents now: believes everything they see on the internet

[Viv @vmaisofly]

That was ICONIC

[Viv @vmaisofly]

@iamcardib You looked so pretty last night!

[Viv @vmaisofly]

Woke up at 2am to watch a very big upset 😐

[Viv @vmaisofly]

So conservatives continue to be cranky about the extreme heat and recommendations on limiting electricity usage but will still deny that global warming has been in full swing.. ok got it 👍🏽

[Viv @vmaisofly]

Looking up all the agents on selling the OC and their stats 🤨 they’re too busy with drama to be selling anything tbh

[Calvin Mai @thatcalvinmai]

I officially started my YouTube Channel and I wouldn’t have done it without the push from my friends, peers, and family. Dusty thank you for trusting me with your story🤞🏻

Dusty Stromer: "Blonde Boy Wonder" Episode 1 | An Original Docuseries https://t.co/XXivBZjRqW via @YouTube

[Viv @vmaisofly]

I think Mean Girls just got added to Netflix.. Can’t believe I convinced my mom to take me to watch this movie in 4th or 5th grade 🤣

[Viv @vmaisofly]

RBG just rolled over in her grave

[The Mighty Quinn 🇹🇹 @misterj006]

So if a woman is raped at gunpoint and becomes pregnant, the gun is the most protected party in that situation.

[Viv @vmaisofly]

@idlette Real estate agents.. No HS diploma or GED needed. Just 18+

[Viv @vmaisofly]

@JSANDTOEZ Kind of expensive but worth it imo… Rothy’s and they have all kinds of styles, even slip ons

[Viv @vmaisofly]

Ok I’m back to check the results of my poll and great! I don’t feel crazy. I ordered a bagel with cream cheese and I asked if they have lemon pepper. The girl stared at me like I was asking for caviar on my bagel and said “uh.. no..”

[Viv @vmaisofly]

Is asking for lemon pepper on your bagel at a bagel shop extra?

[Viv @vmaisofly]

Is asking for lemon pepper on your bagel at a bagel shop extra?

[Viv @vmaisofly]

I’m not going to pretend… can someone help me understand this reference?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The Golden State is cooking its golden geese

[Viv @vmaisofly]

It’s Saturday night, the kids are asleep and I choose to spend it on Fox News responding to idiots with little to no reading comprehension & zero critical thinking skills. Why am I like this???

[michl @raebads]

Honestly still wild seeing my handwriting as a brand font for Taco Bell so hell yeah I'm gonna flex when I can

[Viv @vmaisofly]

@raebads The best flex

[Viv @vmaisofly]

Cancelling Amazon prime tomorrow so I need to place orders asap 😅

[Viv @vmaisofly]

Anyone else noticing the chick fil a employees are no longer saying “my pleasure” 😳

[Viv @vmaisofly]

Thought I had a few more years but my 3 year old just asked how I made her … 🙂