Jeff Kelsey

I know the last time we drank, I was a little less than behaved.

[Jeff Kelsey @vman8992]

@steadycraig @briankoppelman I am literally sequestered in Memphis right now.

But a heavy rotation of @drivebytruckers @JasonIsbell @theholdsteady and @luceromusic is keeping me going.

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@geoff_calkins My tax professor in law school advocated a constitutional amendment requiring members of Congress to personally prepare their own taxes and have it audited by the IRS. The 1040 would shrink to a postcard!

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@SleepyHead_band A bit of luck, I think, on the 2nd guess.

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@SleepyHead_band I’m from the Legal Department. I’m here to help!

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@DempMcgee Reminds me of going fishing with my dad when I was a kid. Probably picked up a can of vieena sausages and some saltines too.

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@Nick_Individual In the timeline of the universe, you are already dead, and all your thoughts, ideas, and opinions are meaningless.

Enjoy Arby’s.

Right, @nihilist_arbys ?

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@IBrokeWahoosLeg @JasonIsbell For relaxing times, choose Suntory Times.

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@brakinggnus @MisfitsPolitics @epeterd916 Strong smell of clematis, rising up through the air.

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@SSMcQSR @SaintRPh Her and a friend. One out the window and the other on the other end. One belt loop away from Sunday night’s news.

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@just_mike90 @CalebJHull Agreed. Makes a nice old fashioned too.

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@Dolfancanesfan1 @CalebJHull Delicious but hard to find.

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@nancyslaptop Despite the obvious musicianship and faithfulness to the original songs, Meatloaf’s album of cover tunes was not well received.

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@sutherlandje72 @Super70sSports We’ll we’ve got an especially dirty hippie here for the half court shot.

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@_one901 New, New Bridge?

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@legallyypink As a young attorney, I had a partner tell me, three days before trial, that I didn’t need her to go lose that money at trial. She was right! (I think I saved $5k off the policy limits).

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@Super70sSports

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@theprism89 @ShrihithTalapa1 @UltraWeedHater Barry “McCockiner” Wojnarowski is not.

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@sforza_victor @Super70sSports I just heard Edgar Winter’s ‘Frankenstein’ when I saw this picture.

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@ForestMommy Chocolate dip cone?

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@929espn Are y’all having transmitter problems? Reception is terrible today in Germantown, east Memphis.