Victoriaaa ✨

Dog mom, cat lover. I kill spiders and sell ads. this is my venting platform please don’t read if you’re trying to hire me.

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Me acting like I don’t care about fantasy so my players will actually score some points:

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

The goal is neverrrrrrrr gucci bags. Brooooooo, it's acres of land.

[Bills Chat Podcast @BillsChatPod]

When you remember that you somehow drafted Jordan Mason in bestball

[YFK 友 @YourFriendKyle_]

Let's hand the ball off to CeeDee Lamb! What's there to lose?

And he's hurt! You fucking idiots

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

It ain’t September 21st till you see this on your timeline

[Victoriaaa ✨ @vmhansen]

It’s 2025, I want an app to preheat my oven when I’m on my way home.

[Victoriaaa ✨ @vmhansen]

B 4rl

[Victoriaaa ✨ @vmhansen]

Stop correcting how they said it and listen to what they are trying to say.

[Victoriaaa ✨ @vmhansen]

Why are all the coupons for golf and Mexican food? Is this a date night I wasn’t aware of..

[Victoriaaa ✨ @vmhansen]

Hitting every green light on the way home

[Victoriaaa ✨ @vmhansen]

But a mermaid has no tears 😭

[Victoriaaa ✨ @vmhansen]

I am not the 5 minute phone call friend. Clear your schedule I need an hour. Minimum.

[Victoriaaa ✨ @vmhansen]

I wasn’t countin my chickens before they hatched

[Victoriaaa ✨ @vmhansen]

Shit move buddy

[Victoriaaa ✨ @vmhansen]

Idk seems kinda toxic if you ask me

[Victoriaaa ✨ @vmhansen]

Your yes means nothing if you don’t know how to say no

[Victoriaaa ✨ @vmhansen]

The completion of long term goals often leads to depression

[Victoriaaa ✨ @vmhansen]

🤤

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My most Labor Day oil painting

[Victoriaaa ✨ @vmhansen]

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