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[vmicolisin @vmicolisin]

One year ago today my mother ran me over in the parking lot after my high school graduation

[fadeaway jumper @lebronluvr69]

they just kicked me out of this wine bar for not having enough tiny tattoos

[vmicolisin @vmicolisin]

deleted Twitter because I read a news article about Elon musk and got really mad but now I’m back…..

[vmicolisin @vmicolisin]

So pissed I missed my golden birthday at the ripe age of six years old

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

Scientists at Stanford University have released news images of what Jesus may have looked like based on electron microscope scans of the Shroud of Turin.

[BWAAP @enocbwaap]

how it feels coming back to twitter cause tiktok is banned and all the other apps aren’t as funny

[Christopher @molochofficial]

Okay, Concord MA is really just showing off with this “local authors” shelf

[vmicolisin @vmicolisin]

Everyone trying to be Slavic doll aesthetic with their fur coats until it comes to sour cabbage being your fav snack

[vmicolisin @vmicolisin]

@elizabethmicol Cross-cross applesauce

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Not enough people are talking about the INSANE opening credits of the new Lindsay Lohan romcom

[vmicolisin @vmicolisin]

People who repost their friend’s birthday wishes on their own instagram stories are insufferable

[˖ ࣪⟡𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖔𝖙𝖍⟡ ࣪˖ @Blazingothx]

when i dont text back it’s bc i’m busy. when you dont text back it’s bc you hate me & want me to die

[vmicolisin @vmicolisin]

@nadya5178 True!

[vmicolisin @vmicolisin]

I love flying home every break with a book in my backpack that I never read

[vmicolisin @vmicolisin]

TAKING SNAPCHATS IN PUBLIC IS SO EMBARRASSING like u just see someone like retake the same ugly photo five times …. Sorry

[PopCulture @notgwendalupe]

15 years ago, the cast of 'gossip girl' exposed each other at thanksgiving dinner while whatcha say by jason derulo played

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

Really is a tough call.

On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan

But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman

Quite the dilemma

[🦋 Manson Infowars 💖 ✨ @MansonInfoWars]

Rape allegations really “ruin a man’s life” and yet you can still become president of the United States of America 🇺🇸.

[alex @aloomf]

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Going to a Halloween party for the first time in years. Practicing my small talk