Vedanta Mohapatra

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[Vedanta Mohapatra @vmohapatra27]

@ICICIBank @ICICIBank_Care My ICICI Sapphiro LTF Alumni Credit Card application is stuck at the sanction stage for a week. Didn't expect this cause I have had an account for 5 years in your bank. Kindly accelerate the process and provide me an update. Appreciate your support.

[Vedanta Mohapatra @vmohapatra27]

Have you seen a bailgaadi have a clutch? I think I have now.

[chanakya fc @The_Sleigher]

They are asking Deepti Sharma to shift gears. There are no gears on a bailgaadi brother. 😭

[Vedanta Mohapatra @vmohapatra27]

If you are a man, and you ask out someone in any way possible, there is a good chance you would still get ridiculed on social media.

Ask out confidently, nervously, on a DM, with a pickup line, without a pickup line, with effort, with no effort you can still get ridiculed.

[potat @aakanshaa_]

got asked out again at rajiv chowk why do people have so much confidence 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Vedanta Mohapatra @vmohapatra27]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Vedanta Mohapatra @vmohapatra27]

5 October 2023 to 15 Nov 2023 was such a beautiful phase of life. Felt like heaven on earth.

[soo washed @anubhav__tweets]

let's be clear that the match is gonna happen today because the Govt wanted it and the BCCI adhered to, none of this multinational tournament me khelna hi padega bakwaas is gonna work, ye patriotism ka churan sirf aam junta ko diya jata hai, baaki kisi ko loda fark nhi padta

[soo washed @anubhav__tweets]

one last thing, don't get too carried away with this handshake saga, the fact that we actually played against them just 4 months after the Pahalgam attack, that in itself is a huge blot on both the GOI and BCCI, no amount of hyper jingoistic gestures can justify that

[babu bisleri @baabuOP]

good morning people dont fall for this churan of no handshake given by bcci. if they really cared this match wouldn’t have happened in the first place. all this is drama to increase viewership

[Vedanta Mohapatra @vmohapatra27]

Hakla meme of SRK by itself is not that funny but SRK’s PR team trying to do damage control and removing it from Instagram, and imposing fines makes the whole thing funnier lmao

[Vedanta Mohapatra @vmohapatra27]

I am no life coach or something, but two golden rules which help you live a better life.

1. Don't have high expectations.

2. Don't compare yourself with others.

[Vedanta Mohapatra @vmohapatra27]

The worst part of this series, is that it has come to an end. What a series! What a team! Lesgooo India.

[Vedanta Mohapatra @vmohapatra27]

It doesn’t matter if we have to miss that tournament. BCCI ka to sharm nahi hai but you have some shame right? Pulwama, poonch ke Aam civilian jo mare gye, armed forces ke log jo shaheed hue, think about their families.

[Vedanta Mohapatra @vmohapatra27]

@GautamGambhir you fool har post match press conference me desh Bhakti ka gun gaata hai, national duty ka bolta hai thik hai. Par agar sacha desh bhakt hai then you and your team should not play against pakistan.

[Vedanta Mohapatra @vmohapatra27]

@King_Sukunaaa @RecycledTwts

[Vedanta Mohapatra @vmohapatra27]

Flag hi ulta pakde hai 😭

[ShoneeKapoor @ShoneeKapoor]

Pro-Palestine reached Mahindra showroom🤦‍♂️

Why are they trying to boycott Tata, Reliance and Mahindra?

These jobless Pro-Hamas need to be provided one way FREE ticket for their settlement at Gaza.

[Vedanta Mohapatra @vmohapatra27]

Bhai itna pettiness 😭

[Lucknow Super Giants @LucknowIPL]

The men who made it happen 🫡

[Vedanta Mohapatra @vmohapatra27]

From ‘Aaja, Bhidle BC’ to ‘Bhai, wide of off stump mat daalna’

[Aman @ProteinKohlii]

What's the difference between Kohli in 2018 and in 2024?

[Jay 💫 @Jayyakamii]

Can someone be fat and still have aura ?