morgan is my middle name

sometimes here, sometimes not

[mary @elaine_stritch]

Timothee Chalamet at Phantom of the Opera: BOOOOOO THIS SHOULD BE PHANTOM OF THE PING PONG

[Paris @goodyhilton]

This is textbook observational humor.

[morgan is my middle name @vmorgandavis]

I am daylight savings time #1 hater

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

yeah i know brushing your teeth at night is like a 2 minute low effort chore with enormous payoff but in a much more significant way it’s like being killed with 100 hammers

[The Lobster @LikeableLobster]

There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.

[kathy @no1gladionfan]

how it feels to like pombon right now

[Jake Hurricane @BigJakeCLE]

Only in Ohio will you have someone look at you and say it’s warm out with snow still on the ground.

[morgan is my middle name @vmorgandavis]

I don’t see enough people talking about the stage transition of bad bunny falling into the house because that was SO good

[mac ꕤ ⋆.˚ ISO 10/30 HARRYWEEN @onlyangeleclerc]

art IS political.

[☆ @killdbykill]

every bad bitch had an era where they were arguing w anyone online about politics

[Vivian @suchnerve]

you’re such a fucking loser if you think a person’s worth or inherent rights have anything to do with where they were born or how they were born

[morgan is my middle name @vmorgandavis]

@22liv22 are we ignoring the existence of infections, or

[morgan is my middle name @vmorgandavis]

we are seeing unprecedented levels of medical illiteracy. just saying anything we want now I guess

[Live @22liv22]

FYI, you need your tonsils, your appendix ,and your gallbladder.

[💌 @notanarch1ve]

i have nothing to tweet about due to being in a fulfilling romantic relationship

[*:･ﾟ @Bluewerks_]

You shouldn’t need a personal connection to injustice to care about it

[Joe Guinan @joecguinan]

This period is a crash course in the 1930s. How could fascism rise to power? How could appeasement happen? How could ordinary citizens acquiesce in the authoritarian turn? How could genocide be allowed to occur? How could democracy fail? It’s all happening right before our eyes.

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

if u like commercials with a lil bit of football sprinkled in then this is the national championship game for u

[morgan is my middle name @vmorgandavis]

I’ve been on sports twitter so much this postseason I feel like I know nothing else besides ball

[Bengal @BengalYouTube]

This game is lacking national championship energy at the moment
Broadcast isn't helping