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[joot @meteokaiju]

Erling Haaland it seems i’ve grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papas orchard

[. @playboicurrryy]

i know im not trippin bruh

[av glock🧩( -_•)╦̵̵̿╤─ @futonchill]

you should always smell nice cuz the first hole you penetrate is someone’s nostrils

[Euan| BLM @Euan_A_C]

I am genuinely shocked at how many people just casually use ChatGPT instead of just like… thinking

[ًًneenee ⚢ @noonchaand]

you accidentally sign up for quora when you're 12 and they'll send you emails when you're on your deathbed too. i fucking BLOCKED them, how am i still getting these??? i'm 20 years old please Let It Go

[angie @fatmustyincel]

Yall remember how bad the police sirens used to scare u after ur first few kills 😭😭

[🌙Alice🇻🇳🏳️‍⚧️ 🔜Touhoufest @Bega092205]

Yesterday I went to watch the Backrooms but I mistook 3:00 for 2:30 and sat in an empty theater with no ads for a bit and thought “man this is a really immersive Backrooms experience”

[simpy ☆ butch paul mccartney @chillinparker]

I'm never deleting tiktok

[jonas 🚯 (#1 gris glazer) @starstrucklvrs]

BARS

[Kbar † 🔫 @nrcssius]

Mythical screenshot. Found Sheldon cooper and there’s two girls breaking up right behind him.

[♀ @revelfemme]

i don’t understand how some of you can all yourselves feminists and be pro sex work. prostitution is the ultimate form of the exploitation of women. you cannot be pro sex trade and pro women, they are complete opposites.

[𝑫𝒊𝒐𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒂 𝑪𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒂 @diotimacorina]

whenever the female enters political propaganda as a figure she must always be erotiziced and she must be a slut, a succubus, a sexy seductress. no humanity is given to her.

[weed / shimi @yurimusings]

chud is one letter away from chad and the only thing that changes is u

[nat 🌙 ꕤ @sweetenerssun]

the concept of twitter users being soft

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i believe in re-reading and re-watching your favourite books & movies at different stages of your life. the plot never changes, but your perspective does.

[erika @yeeeerika]

"you're hard to read" unfortunately we are experiencing a literacy crisis

[val @qweenbeeval]

me giving my colleague a smooch in front of the mysterious translucent entity: