Nika Toomey🎃

this morning i thought i saw a cheeseburger doing yoga

[Nika Toomey🎃 @vmt319]

popular opinion: men are trash

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

why the fuck would you stick a feather in your cap and call it macaroni

[Gf Be WILIN @gfbewilin]

i was definitely born in the right generation, i love telling men to shut the fuck up

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Don’t even invite me if this isn’t the vibe

[Britt ✨ @starksmedici]

I’m going broke for this charity

[Oriana Nichelle @OrianaNichelle]

my body may be here but mentally i’m wandering through a spirit halloween

[Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch]

The weekend is here. Time to stay in my trashcan and do nothing.

[Nika Toomey🎃 @vmt319]

my dream throuple is with steve martin and bonnie hunt and i think we all can agree

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

i’ve decided to just be fully delusional this year and see where that takes me cuz being sensible hasn’t gleaned the results i’m looking for

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Hocus Pocus kinda slayed it with Thackery Binx. Like what a chic name

[sean yoo @SeanYoo]

didn’t expect adam sandler to wear anything else at the louvre

[Nika Toomey🎃 @vmt319]

@joymariegilardi daddy*

[Nika Toomey🎃 @vmt319]

@joymariegilardi goo goo ga ga bikey. too far back

[Pixie Bella @pixpop_]

a date except you take them on a bender and see if they can handle it

[Nika Toomey🎃 @vmt319]

@joymariegilardi are you telling me my dads a walking red flag

[Nika Toomey🎃 @vmt319]

@joymariegilardi remove all cucumber and celery from the world

[Nika Toomey🎃 @vmt319]

@joymariegilardi i feel so strongly that this is the wrong take

[Nika Toomey🎃 @vmt319]

ok i don’t know anything about met gala themes but i REALLY think there should have been more top hats

[regular sized ackman @pleas4nt]

Grandpa was a cruel man. Not physically, nothing so grand as that. Constant little things. When he got sick, I didnt visit him once. It was a relief when he went. I've never told anyone this before.

Alex Trebek: Good stuff. Jamie from Bakersfield, you're a big Mickey Mouse fan?