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Social Commentary, but its just QRTs with my takes

[xezu @vmxezu]

to convince u to watch Superstore, here's Ben Feldman, who plays Jonah.

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Isack Hadjar in Barcelona:

Started P6, Finished P6

The Journey:

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Monaco 2026:

[xezu @vmxezu]

went from leading Lap 1 to being overtaken twice in the last 2 corners and getting 20s post-race💀

[Formula 1 @F1]

Why Charles Leclerc was handed a 20-second time penalty post-race ‼️

The penalty was given for leaving the track “on several occasions without a justifiable reason” on the final lap in Miami ⬇️

#F1 #MiamiGP

[xezu @vmxezu]

You can see the individual stems (probably exported from Suno idk) and that's it, that's what's in the FL Project 💀

[key @keanlockes]

kinda disappointed with @KM_Jessica_Soho for not digging deep into "Hawak Mo Ang Beat" and held off on revealing that the song is actually AI...

[xezu @vmxezu]

They were, in fact, not.

[McLaren Mastercard Formula 1 Team @McLarenF1]

Ready to go 👊

#McLarenF1 | #ChineseGP 🇨🇳

[xezu @vmxezu]

f that new agent, i want the song, now.

[VALORANT @VALORANT]

Did you hear that? Sounds like intro music.

[xezu @vmxezu]

bro really was held back on Team Secret 💀

[PRX invy @invyzz]

put some fucking respect on my name

2-1 vs @NRGgg

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Kimi and Lotus, part duex

[Formula Audi Hub @AudiSport27]

🚨 HULKENBERG AUDI CONTRACT: Hulkenberg reportedly has a $50,000 per point bonus for the duration of his Audi contract.

This means his podium finish at the British GP would have earned him $750,000 minimum. He scored 51 points in 2025.

📰 (SalaryLeaks)

[xezu @vmxezu]

UY PILIPINS

[TMZ @TMZ]

😬 A Philippines woman twerks on basketball hoop before it comes crashing down. https://t.co/oke0U0ptLJ

[xezu @vmxezu]

ayo they were sneaky with this 🤣💀

[scy @auntymarrie]

y’all please read every first letter in the paragraph below LMFAOO 💀

[xezu @vmxezu]

"congrats on leaving hell"-ahh post 🤣

[XLG Fayde @FaydeVLR]

Congratulations brother @Secret_invy

[xezu @vmxezu]

You wanna talk tinfoil hats?

Antonelli:
-caused the SC in Spain that resulted in Max's 'tantrum' vs George
-crashed into Verstappen in Austria
-lost it and let Norris through in Qatar

jk dont go after the kid 🤣😂

[ESPN F1 @ESPNF1]

One for the tinfoil hats.

If this ends Verstappen, Piastri, Norris, then the Monza swap WON Norris the title over Verstappen

✍️ @natesaundersF1

[xezu @vmxezu]

"matakaw na pinay" is canon

[ryle | #WILD 🕷️ @sxnnyski]

this is the lore behind my header

[xezu @vmxezu]

-overtakes into P1
-immediate safety car until the end

[Holiness @F1BigData]

Doriane Pin:

- Does nothing
- From P5 to P2 in the formation lap

[xezu @vmxezu]

Is this live or a replay of Las Vegas GP 2023?

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Kimi - 2
Charles - 0

[Dan88 @Danelerc]

Andrea Kimi Antonelli i like u but u need to stop this habit kid…

[xezu @vmxezu]

both final laps, one was before the control line and one was way after, + there was no lapped cars

BUT there's significantly more on-track debris on Gabi's crash so that makes it harder to justify 🤔

[Holiness @F1BigData]

You'll never guess which one was a Virtual Safety Car and which one wasn't

[xezu @vmxezu]

we were robbed of two Chaotic T1 starts 🤡

[Formula 1 @F1]

We will have a rolling start

#F1Sprint #BrazilGP

[xezu @vmxezu]

On Melancholy Hill, no idea if actual fans like it or if it's a concert staple, but me, I liked it since I first heard it

[ewa (tvl spoilers) @sisterssofmercy]

best gorillaz song but you aren't allowed to say feel good inc or clint eastwood GO

[xezu @vmxezu]

Rockstar: yeah... about that...

[Grand Theft Auto 6 Alerts @GTA6Alerts]

201 days left until GTA 6 release. ⏳