morgan

got a brand new feeling in the back of my head

[frax @fraxiommusic]

new challenge throw cheese on somebody’s cyber truck #newchallenge

[midnight cowgirl🤠 @jollygreentexan]

it’s becoming increasingly frustrating to see how many people treat herd animals like they’re dogs with hooves instead of giving them species appropriate care

[morgan @vocalchops]

MIND YOU

[bri ✩ @lavundur]

digging all in yenas purse ctfuuu

[morgan @vocalchops]

for her children surely

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

The guinea pig had a bad day and decided to order a burguer, but he ordered from a different place, the order was late, and it wasn't even that good.

[wrotator @wrotator]

Went to school with this Iranian kid who had the biggest schnoz I’d ever seen on anyone, child *or* adult, but every time someone tried to tease him for it, he’d simply tap his nose and sagely proclaim, “Big nose, many hoes.”

[morgan @vocalchops]

is this why i have a strange obsession with him

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

As someone who according to 23andMe has 90+% Anglo-Celtic ancestry, when I look at Erling Haaland I feel like I have epigenetic memories of someone like him putting an axe through my skull.

[Ash @H1TWOM4N]

Me and my huge metal wife who is real

[morgan @vocalchops]

has anyone come out with a spiked protein drink yet…that seems like the natural progression of things

[morgan @vocalchops]

when i feel special entering the door that says staff only beyond this point…..only to enter that door and clean up animal poop

[27. @dimvji]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use. the worst part is everything else

[HBO Max @hbomax]

More Bubbline incoming.

#AdventureTime: Bubblegum and Marceline, a new Max Original series, is coming soon.

[lamb @darkseavoyage]

Faster, ever faster, I am propelled through my own life

[🐱 @LegHvmper]

No babe your rank is perfect, the higher ones take too long to queue with anyways

[morgan @vocalchops]

at this point i view even having an american flag up as a dog whistle

[alex 🕊️ 🦖 @dove_of_babylon]

ah yes the bloodcheëp

[morgan @vocalchops]

then don’t

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

We shouldn’t eat these guys. They’re just guys