it’s becoming increasingly frustrating to see how many people treat herd animals like they’re dogs with hooves instead of giving them species appropriate care
Went to school with this Iranian kid who had the biggest schnoz I’d ever seen on anyone, child *or* adult, but every time someone tried to tease him for it, he’d simply tap his nose and sagely proclaim, “Big nose, many hoes.”
As someone who according to 23andMe has 90+% Anglo-Celtic ancestry, when I look at Erling Haaland I feel like I have epigenetic memories of someone like him putting an axe through my skull.