Clavicular scooped up a RANDOM girl and hauled her straight into the PARTY VAN… then dove into a MAKEOUT before the door could even shut 😳
"you're riding with me tonight."
Adrien Broner was on top of the world after landing Chloeyummy's number 😭
then DeenTheGreat started trolling him that he might've just leaked it on stream
She climbed onto Clavicular's lap and somehow walked away with him casually offering her a peptide mid-conversation 😳
"you want me to give you some Retta?"
"you know what that even is?"
Clavicular got swarmed for 29 straight seconds and the only move he had left was to throw his arm up and SCREAM 😭
Count the phones at second 26 - three of them, and not one is his.
The convo on Clavicular's boat turned to body count, and the girl next to him started spiraling in REAL time 😭
"I'm 20 years old, bro. what is my life?"
Clavicular had s*x with the girl on his lap and then hit her with the WILDEST line about his underwear 😳
"it's simple my d*ck stays tucked in my underwear till tonight… that's how I keep you on my mind."
Clavicular had one girl draped across his lap and ANOTHER already kissing him when he casually asked if her BEST FRIEND could tag along too 😳
"can I bring her with us?"
Clavicular dragged his friend out to the club, and the guy spent all night stuck on his phone just watching him rack up girl after girl 😭
"being Clavicular's wingman means front-row seats and nothing else to do."
Clavicular figured the daughters were the whole play, until their MOM leaned in and shot her shot herself 😳
"forget about them… I'm the one going home with you tonight."
Clavicular leaned in for a kiss, tore his shirt off, flexed ONCE, and both girls just short-circuited on the spot 💀
"wait, no, seriously... one more time"
She thought this car ride was just the two of them, until Clavicular flipped the whole thing into a livestream for thousands watching 👀
"wait… they can actually hear this?"
Clavicular met these THREE girls with a shy little "hey, how are you guys"... but they had no idea what was coming next 😭
"wait, hold on - what are you doing..."
Clavicular thought the daughters were the whole game, until their MOM leaned in and made her move herself 😳
"forget about them… I'm the one leaving with you tonight."
Clavicular let a whole group of girls fight over him live on stream, until ONE finally said out loud what all of them were dying to ask 🤭
"be real with us… which one of us kissed you the best?"
Clavicular kissed ONE girl on the boat while the one right next to her was STILL smiling, not realizing she was about to get skipped 😭
the girl on the left already saw exactly where this was going