El Diablo Blanco

just came here to talk shit 😂

[El Diablo Blanco @vodka_tom]

The same people that want the border wall can’t even keep those darn tootin varmints out of their vegetable garden 😂😂😂

[Diana Rowland @dianarowland]

Our dragon holiday display got fan mail! (And apparently the "true meaning of Christmas" involves judgmental bullshit?) 😂

[El Diablo Blanco @vodka_tom]

@Diddy can ya do me a solid and release the black raspberry @Ciroc in a big bottle because I’m fuckin up all these lil personal fuckers

[mari @honeysweetiebby]

sorry my cars such a mess, you can just toss those in the back

[El Diablo Blanco @vodka_tom]

Cvs cashiers literally have to ask if you are being forced or scammed into buying gift cards now lol.

She asked me and I said “yes actually I am, I’m in a work secret Santa and have absolutely no choice 🤣😂”

She looked horrified

[El Diablo Blanco @vodka_tom]

When you say the same thing 3 times and everyone ignores it so you say it a 4th and then everyone is like “why are you so aggravated and miserable?”

IF YALL PAID THE FUCK ATTENTION I WOULDNT BE

[El Diablo Blanco @vodka_tom]

Honestly I think I deserve to win the mega millions lmao

[El Diablo Blanco @vodka_tom]

I really think it’s time to say fuck being scared, bite the bullet big guy, and applying to jobs in different states. I wanna live my best life in a place that’s paradise even on shitty days

[Gus Kenworthy @guskenworthy]

sometimes you just have to clap back... 🤷🏼‍♀️

[El Diablo Blanco @vodka_tom]

I must need my fuckin head examined but I can’t help myself 😂

[El Diablo Blanco @vodka_tom]

Lmao I’m doing a thing so check my insta in a few

[ricky ackerman @bbydjinni]

Ppl be having real ass arguments while using emojis lmaoo like bro how am I supposed to take “never do that again 😡” serious

[El Diablo Blanco @vodka_tom]

#NewProfilePic

[El Diablo Blanco @vodka_tom]

Y’all ever realize that the people who say “if you don’t like the US, why don’t you just leave?” Have also never left their hometown so they don’t know an international flight is thousands of dollars OR I WOULD KAREN

[El Diablo Blanco @vodka_tom]

@dirtnita Don’t threaten me with a good time. #ImmotgayIlovedirt

[El Diablo Blanco @vodka_tom]

I know Twitter is lit but I honestly forget about this shit

[El Diablo Blanco @vodka_tom]

I just had the last 9 days off of work and I’m literally so sad tomorrow is Monday