VodkaAndStringCheese

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Live, laugh, lower your expectations

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Oh look, a candle to help with communication issues for Valentine’s, swoon

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@mom_ontherocks Rude.

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@difficultpatty Trophy status 🏆

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

I hope this email finds you looking kinda dumb with your finger and your thumb in the shape of an L on your forehead.

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@mxmclain I need mirrors to stop being so mean

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

One time, I stopped eating pizza when I was full.

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@difficultpatty But why tho

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@dadmann_walking Why am I intrigued AND slightly disgusted

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@CynicalTherapi1 They should add it to sleep sound apps now

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@Bob_Janke *shudders in millennial*

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Nobody should be surprised that the older millennial humans being cheated on can do deep dives that will blow minds and marriages. We were the generation that pivoted from following endless encyclopedia rabbit holes into the vast transition of the Inter-webs

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Where was all this fabulously trashy Queen Elizabeth content BEFORE she died

[Helleanor Rigby @Mom_Overboard]

road tripping with my 13 year old and he asked me what’s Hooters and I panicked and told him it’s a scholarship program

[Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻‍♀️ @maryfairybobrry]

Every night I enjoy playing a fun game called, was that just a leg cramp or a fatal blood clot

[🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ🎭 @3sunzzz]

Do people who own treadmills know they can walk outside for free?

[Trick or Sweet Momissa 🎃👻 @sweetmomissa]

Mood - avoiding getting my nails done because manicure has the word "man" in it.

[The Wife @TheWifeYouLove]

The list of people waiting for you to fail is way longer than the list of those wanting you to succeed.
The first list of people can fuck all the way off.