guzz

all my tweets are drunk

[Ryan @upthemoata]

‘Bear was the real villain’ yeah obviously it was on cocaine in the georgia forest

[guzz @vodkacrank]

poop fucking EVIL SUCKING MY SOUL OUT OF MY ASSHOLE

[ULTRAVIOLET (aka MUSICGINS) @MUSICGINS]

i might genuinely be a fucking idiot 💔

[mika !! 🫎 spn s14 @fawnstiel]

white people on spaghetti night

[guzz @vodkacrank]

all these followers and no likes.. psh.. whatever..

[guzz @vodkacrank]

made a carbonara with pre shredded cheese are they going to kill me

[guzz @vodkacrank]

paranormal investigation videos be like "WE VISITED THE *MOST HAUNTED PLACE EVER* (DEMON CAUGHT ON TAPE)" and it's just 2 hours of guys walking around an old building getting scared by the echoes of their own footsteps

[guzz @vodkacrank]

first guy to see the northern lights missed the fuck out bc iphone cameras didn't exist back then

[bel 🐾 @orihimed]

petplay except i just sleep all day and stretch way too loudly

[evil wizard @shehemoglobin]

MY vent art

[𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★ @olivvrszn]

So if I purchase a DVD and digitize it, that’s copyright infringement. But if an AI company buys my book and scans it to train their system, that’s perfectly fine? Once again, corporations are allowed to play by their own rules. I’m so sick of the hypocrisy.

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

no one warns you that a good thrift find will turn you into a dog returning to same bush every week to find a pizza crust like that one time three years ago & never since

[i dont know @juice_enthusias]

when he asks me whos pussy this is but i know deep down the answer is uncles

[NONBINARYFAN @NONBINARYFAN]

me at the Flea market :
ill just Have the fleas Thank you #improv #jokes #comedy #jokeoftheday

[𝐁𝐨𝐣𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐟 ouchie𝐭𝐰𝐭 🜏𖤐 @AltAccount049]

How it genuinely feels to hit yourself when you’re overwhelmed

[sova @whossova]

tiktok finding out abt uncle pussy is gonna be like the cavemen discovering fire

[cav empty @cavempty_]

they’re putting something in the alcohol to make you drunk