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Vod | read write & draw | vodkassassin on tumblr & Ao3 💕

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@realfakedokja I want to read ten thousand instances in which Fredo picks up Naru and holds him like son pls thanks 🙏🏻 😭

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Aight imma head out

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Tell me that you’re being paid by Bioware to write an article about their game and how it’s ‘fine’ that they’re making shit decisions without telling me that you’re being paid by Bioware to write an article about their game and how it’s ‘fine’ that they’re shit decisions.

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@mk_chronos Game recommends??? 👀

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I need a rich person to sponsor my life and supply unlimited funds for all my wants and needs so that I can focus on my true calling

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@kirawontmiss That’s Optimus prime’s child obviously

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@Velinxi When will I get my fantasy book about an elderly couple who are taking on dragons with their Isekai MainCharacter powers mainly bc they need to get home ASAP bc they are missing Jeopardy

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@suddenlyapples Happy birthday 🍎!!!

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@noizuit lmao r u sure

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@Gavlebocken Glorious zombie 🙏🏻

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@theholepunisher WTF????
Why is literally EVERY translation other than English just so gorgeous?!?!?!
IM GOING TO SUFFOCATE

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

A lot of people confuse fast fashion with cheap clothing. It's true that fast fashion is cheap, but not all cheap clothing is fast fashion. The two terms are not synonymous. Fast fashion is a very distinctive thing. 🧵

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@cyareclones 👀 *but fast*

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@Velinxi 😭 not the laundry and taxes quote 😭

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is this GILF

[Hanza Art 🇲🇾 @az_hanza]

Title: Falling in Love With My Ex-Fiance's Grandfather
[Part 4]

#grandpawebtoon

[Sammy (follow on 🦋) @TigheSammy]

If you want to commission me you’ll have to defeat my 7 regulars

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@cyareclones C’mon everyone we can do this

[Xiao Tong 🦋 Am elsewhere!! @Velinxi]

My friend: you’re spacing out you better not be thinking about Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir’s Moulin Rouge performance from the 2018 Olympics again

Me: no of course not

My brain:
https://t.co/4PTQAM8VbB

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@stroberineri I EAGERY am waiting so patiently 💖

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@stroberineri ME TOO ME TOO
MY SONNNNN 😫 😭