for 6 weeks of each year i allow myself to have love island brain (low cognitive function, irrational opinions, unbridled lust) and i think it’s really good for me. i’ll read a book or something after, idk
when mel was running around on that fake grass desperately asking for somebody to save her from beatriz and kayda was just sitting with her man watching it unfold omg... melanie u don't even know this but she already turned your whole family into mangoes
My current lifemaxxing stack:
- 11am wake up
- Read classic tweets
- 3 hours of gooning before 2pm
- Edge/jelq 6x/week
- Eat foods with seed oils
- Switch up on my fam/friends
- 20-min evening IG reels
- Axe body wash skincare routine
- 4am bedtime
Wouldn't change a thing.
🚨 do you understand what happened to Kate Tolo..
3 weeks ago Bryan Johnson tweeted "just gave Kate oral sex, goodnight" and 2 minutes later posted her vaginal microbiome report calling it "top 1% of all vaginas." 21 million views and a wave of mockery.
Now he posted a photo of her getting a transvaginal ultrasound for suspected endometriosis. The same internet that called him unhinged went quiet.
- 98.7% Lactobacillus crispatus, when only 25-30% of women are dominant in that bacteria
- $2 million per year to make her "the most measured female in history"
- 3 months to map her baseline because women need 4 measurement points per cycle (men do it in 1-2 weeks)
- The same biohacker who injected his teenage son's blood is now trying to crack a disease 190 million women have
If he actually solves endometriosis nobody is allowed to make fun of him ever again.
Retatrutide phase 3 obesity trial results are out, and it's safe to say that this is the next generation of obesity medicine:
- 28.3% bodyweight lost on 12mg over 80 weeks (70.3 lbs)
- 30.3% at 104 weeks in higher-BMI patients (85 lbs)
- 45.3% of patients hit 30%+ weight loss
- 65.3% dropped below the obesity BMI threshold
- notable drops in blood pressure, triglycerides, cholesterol & inflammation
- no cardiac or liver signals
For those of you who are new to peptides, the reason retatrutide works better than semaglutide and tirzepatide is its mechanism.
Semaglutide hits one hormone, tirzepatide hits two, but retatrutide hits three: GLP-1, GIP, and glucagon.
Glucagon increases the amount of energy your body burns at rest so you eat less and burn more at the same time.
Retatrutide is the drug that has the potential to end the obesity pandemic.