Cody

life is a party and I'm the piñata

[they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza]

People only hate Elon Musk because he comes from an emerald mining fortune made in apartheid South Africa, he buys ideas and pretends he’s an inventor, he’s a white supremacist, union-busting, abusive employer, he’s hoarding $1T in stolen wages, he makes us ashamed to be human,

[Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald]

The planet's most fanatical Israel loyalists now own and control (or are about to) Paramount, CBS, TikTok, Warner Brothers, CNN: all acquired in the last two years by Netanyahu's close friend, Larry Ellison, right as public support for Israel in the US and the west collapses:

[blair bass @Llouderthanblue]

@SomaKazima2 Jollibee is my happy pill

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

If a man is overly horny, he’s gay

[gallo @dieluqy]

Harper’s pose nastyyy

[danny #teamJASMINE @m0netion]

Go against Gia Gunn it's gonna cost ya 😜

[#Ángel 🃏 @palacesofpity]

Liking Slayyyter in 2018 was like buying bitcoin in 2009

[Bryan @Bryan60112]

Chappell when she sees a kids lemonade stand

[red @ororomunroesbf]

Ik she gagged finding out that kid didn’t go to khia preschool

[ace @abitterth1ng]

“sleep tight” buddy i’m tight 24/7😭 #gripper

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

ITALY: Haha, we drink espresso in the dugout!

DOMINICAN REPUBLIC: Haha, we’re having so much fun hyping each other up!

TEAM USA: We’re listening to a man describe in detail the raid to kill Osama Bin Laden to prepare us to play Canada in baseball.

[honest @imthehonestboy]

a once in a generation album.

you really had to be there. the critics didn’t get it but the youth did.

[ɢ.ᴜ.ʏ. | 𝙈𝘼𝙔𝙃𝙀𝙈 @dollopgaga]

What's crazy about Lady Gaga joining Janet and Michael Jackson as the only artists to score multiple #1 hits in three different decades is the fact that Michael himself recognised Gaga's talent before his passing and wanted to work with her saying “She's next”

[Tyler @politicstcan]

I actually think somehow winning a gold medal and then going "let me share this moment with Kash Patel" is more deeply embarrassing than not winning at all

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

He was so fine he make handsome men look average asf