Kimberly Jean

I’m a mom. that’s all I am now.

[Kimberly Jean @voelzki]

@hitRECordJoe They said they would wait forever

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@SarahKSilverman I hate that the ducking holidays feel like a one night stand...

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@Sethrogen And whoever sent them on the no knock warrant. The negligence in this case goes above just those cops.

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@richardmarx Literally the best part of having to go to the dentist though.

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@Squiddiddily If you are in eastern Oregon this would be happening. Just saying. Know where your friends are . #friends #vernmighthavepukedalready #donttell #weareold #lol

[Kimberly Jean @voelzki]

@Squiddiddily No. Just no. Erase it. It’s false

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@richardmarx Hard to say I’m sorry by Peter Cetera

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I feel like there is a missing link between the dystopian futures of YA I know and love and then the handmaids tale... my eyes need a bath. But I can’t quit it.

[Kimberly Jean @voelzki]

When did I become the girl who washes down an antidepressant with a white claw? Wtf?! ... does this make me old? Or young?🤔 #Millennials #oldaf #fuckingnaptime #makeitstop #doestwitterdohashtags

[Kimberly Jean @voelzki]

@neiltyson The difference is intent!

[Kimberly Jean @voelzki]

I mean, I was 18 but still...

“Why is your generation so sensitive?” 🤔

“Why do you all have anxiety?” 🥺

“Why are you such paranoid/overprotective parents? 🙄

For me it started with the Thurston School shooting but 9/11 certainly raised the bar.

[Kimberly Jean @voelzki]

@Squiddiddily Kids are assholes #blessed

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@Squiddiddily What if you wrap everyone’s birthday presents in Christmas paper all year long?

[Kimberly Jean @voelzki]

@Squiddiddily Just wait til 36 sneaks up on you.

[Kimberly Jean @voelzki]

@daxshepard @BreneBrown @robertellis_ @ArmchairExpPod The part about how when you numb yourself, you end up numbing the good things too left me shook. This was definitely one of my favorites. ❤️

[Kimberly Jean @voelzki]

Some days success smells like French fries. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

If you can line up to buy Powerball tickets, you can line up to vote. The chance that your vote decides an election is actually much higher than your chance if winning the lottery.

[Kimberly Jean @voelzki]

How many women do you personally know who have falsely accused a man of sexual assault? How many do you know that haven’t reported it? If you don’t know any of the latter then you aren’t asking the right questions.

[neveronbrand.bsky.social @NeverOnBrand]

If a guy says he's nervous about #MeToo, just remind him that we come down pretty hard on murderers too, and ask him why that doesn't make him nervous. If he says, "Because I haven't murdered anyone," then you've learned something new about your friend.