Alen Roberts

[Alen Roberts @voiceengineeruk]

@CoulsonFlooring Love this Andy , I was there for the sunset last night .

[Coulson Flooring @CoulsonFlooring]

Work related post:

We are looking to employ laminate and LVT click fitters… please call 0151 9244710 if you’re interested. Rates of pay are very good…

[Alen Roberts @voiceengineeruk]

@Geopost_news come into my office today for a delivery an hour early and guess what I get a text after 90 minutes saying driver Shaun missed you today . This is a blatant lie from DPD UK . Building is fully covered by CCTV if you want evidence .

[Alen Roberts @voiceengineeruk]

@BadDogDesigns_ Is there a kettle at new office ?

[Alen Roberts @voiceengineeruk]

@CoulsonFlooring Egg Mayo is the Reg Varney of the devil . Only causes disappointment and the foulest of wind . Mushroom vol u vent for me or a cheesy nudger .

[Alen Roberts @voiceengineeruk]

@BadDogDesigns_ @OnBuy Call you bank and say an company has stored you card , you closed the account months ago and they have taken money since . Back in your account within minutes .

[Alen Roberts @voiceengineeruk]

@BadDogDesigns_ Can you hold onto it till I am back next week ?

[Alen Roberts @voiceengineeruk]

@BadDogDesigns_ Paul , is this still available ?

[Alen Roberts @voiceengineeruk]

@_HenryBolton Would you be kind enough to give me one positive outcome of Brexit ?

[Alen Roberts @voiceengineeruk]

@VOXI_UK Been trying to do this all day but your website has been down ?

[Alen Roberts @voiceengineeruk]

@VOXI_UK how do we cancel a number with you ? Been trying for 48 hours now and getting fed up .

[Alen Roberts @voiceengineeruk]

@tonymc39 Is there some kind of pattern here ? First Right Said Fred and now Jedward ? Defenders of free speech / thinking or just a pair of gormless tosspots .

[Marc Riley ⚽️🍺🐳 @marcrileydj]

This is really f*****g LOW… TWITTER - DO YOUR JOB…. Find these twats.. pretty please.. 😘

[Alen Roberts @voiceengineeruk]

@BadDogDesigns_ I am sure one day one of these will end up on my work desk or home .

[Alen Roberts @voiceengineeruk]

The quality of the clocks Paul produces is amazing . He will design to your specifications . You need one of his clocks in your life . Talking point of a room .

[Alen Roberts @voiceengineeruk]

@BadDogDesigns_ ❤️ 💕 💗

[Alen Roberts @voiceengineeruk]

@DHLParcelUK It’s 31450090268848 and post code is L22 0LG .

[Alen Roberts @voiceengineeruk]

@DHLParcelUK do I need to send up smoke signals to contact you ? You have lost my parcel yet I can’t speak to you . Awful service .

[Alen Roberts @voiceengineeruk]

@BadDogDesigns_ @RobeeShepherd Hope that isn’t aimed at me ?

[Alen Roberts @voiceengineeruk]

@JimboKimbo I get at least one a day . I don’t get why they can’t make an effort