Unemployed Capitalist

100% of these tweets are carefully vetted by my employer. 0% of them are HR-approved. Ex-FAANG. Stealth mode.

[Unemployed Capitalist @voidcapitalist]

Michael Burry timeline -

2019: We're in a bubble.

2020: There's unprecedented speculation in markets.

2021: It's the greatest speculative bubble of all time in all things.

2022: There's a passive investing bubble.

2023: We were heading for a crash like no other.

2025: The market could be in for a number of bad years and a downturn longer than the one in 2000.

Michael Burry predicting doom is basically an annual event now.

[Unemployed Capitalist @voidcapitalist]

@Cloudwatch199 @AndrewThomasAA @VivekGRamaswamy India has had 3 Muslim Presidents, 2 Women Presidents.
A woman, as well as a Sikh as a Prime Minister.

USA in 250 yrs since independence, has not had a single non-Christian President, no woman President.

https://t.co/iTIskOZxEh

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🇮🇳 In 75 years of independence:
World's largest populations of Hindus, Sikhs, Jains, Bahais, Parsis
2nd largest population of Muslims
3 Muslim Presidents, 2 Women Presidents

Meanwhile, countries that preach secularism to India:
🇺🇸 USA - In 250 yrs since independence, not a single non-Christian President, no woman President
🇪🇺 Europe - never had a non-Christian head of state
🌍 Middle East - all Muslim, women leaders nearly nonexistent

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@jod_insane Are people still watching the German Shepherds videos in 2026 🤔

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@SFNloubnan Actually, as a mechanical engineer, it's the second most dangerous road you can drive on.

[Unemployed Capitalist @voidcapitalist]

Flew to Bangkok, and naturally the Michelin-star, Netflix-famous Jay Fai picked that exact weekend to close.

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@NetflixIndia https://t.co/xSRLKM0bMD

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@NetflixIndia Hamza Ali Mazari, abbreviated: HAM.

And in Pakistan, HAM is haram… 😉

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@stats_feed

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History shows how quickly women’s rights and pluralism can become collateral damage. #Bangladesh #Iran1979

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Watching Bangladesh’s upheaval, it’s hard not to think of Iran in 1979: a long-time secular strongman falls, Islamist forces rush into the vacuum, and the West appears comfortable with "regime change" without reckoning with who benefits next.

https://t.co/seWWcfwzmh

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@NetflixIndia Hamza Ali Mazari, abbreviated: HAM.

And in Pakistan, HAM is haram… 😉

[Unemployed Capitalist @voidcapitalist]

@NetflixIndia Hamza Ali Mazari, abbreviated: HAM.

And in Pakistan, HAM is haram… 😉

[Unemployed Capitalist @voidcapitalist]

@rohanpaul_ai Funny that the article's also written using Chatgpt. Clear giveaways -
1. em-dashes
2. "Not this, that," structure

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@PoornimaNimo Are these people unaware of their reputation outside India? 🤔
https://t.co/0GSScti0s9

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@MariaCorinaYA Unreal timeline.
https://t.co/Moq9k5uBRg

[Unemployed Capitalist @voidcapitalist]

Norway awards the Nobel Peace Prize to Maria Corina Machado. Machado then hands her medal to Donald Trump at the White House.
Meanwhile Trump is openly talking about taking Greenland - a Danish (Scandinavian) territory and Denmark + Norway are coordinating with NATO on the defense. 😂

Peak geopolitical cinema.

[Unemployed Capitalist @voidcapitalist]

@aravind https://t.co/Moq9k5uBRg

[Unemployed Capitalist @voidcapitalist]

Norway awards the Nobel Peace Prize to Maria Corina Machado. Machado then hands her medal to Donald Trump at the White House.
Meanwhile Trump is openly talking about taking Greenland - a Danish (Scandinavian) territory and Denmark + Norway are coordinating with NATO on the defense. 😂

Peak geopolitical cinema.

[Unemployed Capitalist @voidcapitalist]

@theskindoctor13 https://t.co/Moq9k5uBRg

[Unemployed Capitalist @voidcapitalist]

Norway awards the Nobel Peace Prize to Maria Corina Machado. Machado then hands her medal to Donald Trump at the White House.
Meanwhile Trump is openly talking about taking Greenland - a Danish (Scandinavian) territory and Denmark + Norway are coordinating with NATO on the defense. 😂

Peak geopolitical cinema.

[Unemployed Capitalist @voidcapitalist]

@ndtv @SehgalRahesha https://t.co/Moq9k5uBRg

[Unemployed Capitalist @voidcapitalist]

Norway awards the Nobel Peace Prize to Maria Corina Machado. Machado then hands her medal to Donald Trump at the White House.
Meanwhile Trump is openly talking about taking Greenland - a Danish (Scandinavian) territory and Denmark + Norway are coordinating with NATO on the defense. 😂

Peak geopolitical cinema.

[Unemployed Capitalist @voidcapitalist]

@freep https://t.co/Moq9k5v9GO

[Unemployed Capitalist @voidcapitalist]

Norway awards the Nobel Peace Prize to Maria Corina Machado. Machado then hands her medal to Donald Trump at the White House.
Meanwhile Trump is openly talking about taking Greenland - a Danish (Scandinavian) territory and Denmark + Norway are coordinating with NATO on the defense. 😂

Peak geopolitical cinema.

[Unemployed Capitalist @voidcapitalist]

@ProudSocialist https://t.co/Moq9k5uBRg

[Unemployed Capitalist @voidcapitalist]

Norway awards the Nobel Peace Prize to Maria Corina Machado. Machado then hands her medal to Donald Trump at the White House.
Meanwhile Trump is openly talking about taking Greenland - a Danish (Scandinavian) territory and Denmark + Norway are coordinating with NATO on the defense. 😂

Peak geopolitical cinema.

[Unemployed Capitalist @voidcapitalist]

Norway awards the Nobel Peace Prize to Maria Corina Machado. Machado then hands her medal to Donald Trump at the White House.
Meanwhile Trump is openly talking about taking Greenland - a Danish (Scandinavian) territory and Denmark + Norway are coordinating with NATO on the defense. 😂

Peak geopolitical cinema.

[Unemployed Capitalist @voidcapitalist]

Accidentally drove past a protest today. Democracy is having a moment🪧😅