guy at the bus stop said "trans rights" to me so i smiled and nodded and clearly this was not satisfactory so he said "I said trans rights" and raised his fist in some kinda power salute. I was caught off guard and bowed chinese-style. Im not sure why i did that
okay so first of all it’s not “premature ejaculation” its called emergent gameplay and you should really appreciate that your agency as a player was rewarded dynamically in a way that ensures no two experiences are ever exactly alike
@ay__Mikey@Ham100000000 in the portal tab you will have a little area that has weekly and daily challenges and also some contracts by doing those you unlock tokens you use to buy this and some tier 5 armour
I’m on top. I take off my bra. 5 pieces of popcorn fall out. We eat 4 and fall asleep. In the morning we find the 5th and you smile and say “im going to hold on to this.”
When you’re in the bathroom, I eat it.
(stuck in a time loop) Sweetie, I’ve lived this day hundreds of times. Look, that guy is gonna sneeze (doesn’t happen) ok this must be the beta timeline, so that car is gonna run a red light (doesn’t happen) (getting desperate, switching to my Yoda voice) Trust me here you must