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nothing was ever the same since they cancelled Hanna Montana and Harry Potter

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don't you hate it when you are living in your fake reality and then something triggers your ass into realizing it's not real?

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I searched for the meaning of life and found a chair facing a wall. I decided not to disturb it

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Lago di Braies

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Snacks aren’t snacking anymore

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petrol station gas smell deserves its own luxury perfume

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Why do latenight cravings always feel like my body suddenly wants the nastiest fattiest most unnecessary ass meal known to mankind?

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Work really teaches you patience… because apparently murder is illegal

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Being a dad to 1.5y old baby means saying WHAT'S in your mouth? at least 89 times a day

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The older you get, the more exciting it is to find something you lost… and the less exciting it is to find something you forgot

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I go to the kitchen for water and leave with food

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Can anyone please invent an app that changes hairstyles in 20 seconds?

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There’s a specific silence that only happens when your right but too fuckin tired to explain

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I miss versions of myself that didn’t know certain things

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Sitting alone in the car doin absolutely nothing... no destination no problems solved. Just me and the music pretending this is therapy

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Someone explain to me why tf autocorrect fixes correct words and ignores actual mistakes???

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Today I got in the car in a good mood, waved someone in like a decent human being, immediately got cut off by another car, questioned my life choices for three seconds, then kept driving like nothing happened because apparently that’s adulthood.

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Desk nap counts as overtime recovery

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It’s 2 am and suddenly I understand why owls avoid people.

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Me before having a baby: I need 8 hours of sleep.

Me now:
give me 23 minutes and a coffee.

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Tried living without Twitter, but life doesn’t come with a mute button

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Adulting is just googling HOW long can chicken stay in the fridge every week like it’s new information