𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔶

they/them

[𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔶 @voidwlker]

“hey siri, kill brandy”

[𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔶 @voidwlker]

conversations w gf:

[𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔶 @voidwlker]

K: FINALLY! you’re gonna suck on me instead of a taquito

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Has a gay person ever knocked on your door to convert you? Because Christians do it all the fucking time you hypocritical dipshit

[𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔶 @voidwlker]

@salembitchtria1 @TheEmiSoul you’re just jealous bc you want me to talk to you

[𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔶 @voidwlker]

@TheEmiSoul @salembitchtria1 she says that but she just wants to giggle over us being extra gay in VC 🙄

[𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔶 @voidwlker]

@salembitchtria1 @TheEmiSoul …… do we have a problem? i’ll always gas up my real eaters 😪

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

[𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔶 @voidwlker]

@salembitchtria1 @TheEmiSoul mine’s been unleashed what do you even MEAN

[Vampyr @Vampyrgaming]

Them: cards in hand

Me:

[Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @Schmoofy]

sorry I can’t come out tonight publix added a BAR in the store with $5 drafts

[cats who share one braincell @CATBRAINCELL]

me and who?

[H @hannituh]

Me driving when it’s dark

[gill @contactabrother]

ur in his dms im at the hotel motel holiday inn

[this could be us but you playin @couldbeusgoaIs]

could be us

[Weed Thoughts💭🍁 @weedthotss]

me listening to a story high as fuck not hearing a damn word

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

never tell me “it’s up to you” bc i’m indecisive

[Patricia @xiosworld_]

Yes, I still watch Jersey Shore and I enjoy every second of it