lil aspartame

im the sweetest peach to fall ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ but some don’t like peaches at all

[lil aspartame @voilesgrace]

Trauma: the real gateway drug

[lil aspartame @voilesgrace]

My kid is already so cool
Taking them to their second Terror Reid show next week and they’re not even born yet 🫠

[lil aspartame @voilesgrace]

them: are you actually reading the bottle or just guessing?
me: I just know how to spell ??? what ??

[lil aspartame @voilesgrace]

I’m having such a bad fucking day
Why they gotta take gas attendants away wtf

[lil aspartame @voilesgrace]

BRO

[PAPA PINE @suicideLEOPARD]

https://t.co/gegtjzn0zz

[lil aspartame @voilesgrace]

yo I hope I reincarnate into something inanimate

[lil aspartame @voilesgrace]

Being a manager is having an inbox full of unread messages and refusing to touch it

[lil aspartame @voilesgrace]

@r_keomek You have stayed such a respectful guy ever since I’ve known you 🥹 these texts just show your maturity beyond others

[emnete @emnetee]

i laugh at my own jokes bc i am my target audience. y’all just happen to be there fr

[lil aspartame @voilesgrace]

Life's not fair
No one's gonna help you through
Your friends are all fake
No one gives a fuck about you
!!!

[lil aspartame @voilesgrace]

at least my mom fuckin gets it

[lil aspartame @voilesgrace]

Me: I REALLY need to get rid of a large fraction of my Squishmallows…

Also me: went to the mall for concealer and left with 5 new squish

🤡

[lil aspartame @voilesgrace]

Depression makes quitting smoking a real bitch

[lil aspartame @voilesgrace]

if you slandered the new $b EPs, you better not be at grey day this year 😤😤

[rae baeski @jezzlynrae]

there’s no beef, ur energy is just ugly and i don’t want any part of it

[lil aspartame @voilesgrace]

Maybe $b knew I’d be hella pregnant for grey day so they made pit hella expensive so I can’t even be tempted ???
see u in October from the nose bleeds 😤

[uncle daddy @abbiedelgay]

Idk who’s making the prices for grey day tickets but they’re smoking dick

[lil aspartame @voilesgrace]

my body is a shell

[+ THY WILL BE DONE + @SUICIDEBOYS]

YIN YANG TAPES: SPRING SEASON (1989-1990) NOW AVAILABLE ON ALL PLATFORMS
https://t.co/X5QI5vwtTx

[lil aspartame @voilesgrace]

when one of my employees keeps referring to me to customers as their “coworker”

[lil aspartame @voilesgrace]

yeah I just next-dayed some new AirPods for @SUICIDEBOYS new album this Friday what’s it to ya ??