Adaobi

I have got high hopes for you. Herr, Erbarme Dich

[Adaobi @voix_royale]

Do you people realize waterbending isn’t just for bending water? 😂

You could bend somebody’s blood, bend the sperm your situationship mistakenly deposited inside you, or even bend infections outta your body.
Meanwhile, y’all are just using it to wash plates and take baths. 😭😂

[✧˚ @Kinngszn]

Anagapesis

[Spitfire @RealSpitfire]

I feel seen. Every word of this💯🔥

[Glorious God @GloriousGod01]

My friend has been married for 4 years without a child. Both are young and beautiful, both under 28.

Last year his wife finally conceived.

She had one request. A push gift. She wanted her own car.

She delivered via CS last month. It was a long, tense delivery and he spent a fortune.

Three days later, she asked for the car. He told her he could not afford it right now.

She said she would not feed the baby until he bought it. Right there in the hospital. The nurses had to beg her.

At home, things got worse. He would return from work to find the baby crying alone. She stopped breastfeeding unless he begged. She withheld care like a weapon.

Then she disappeared for 2 days. He found out she was at her mother's place. The baby was seriously ill. He went to beg her to come back.

She refused until he agreed to buy the car.

She came back.

A few days later, they lost the baby girl. She never recovered from the illness.

He sent her out immediately. She came back with her mother to beg.

He arrested both of them.

Above all, love God.

[Scrubbed_and_fit💉🏋🏾‍♀️ @FITNURSELYD]

Meanwhile I hope none of you ladies is currently talking to this guy.
He was in my dm recently talking about having a neurological disorder.
I will drop the full gist but retweet for wider audience.

[Adaobi @voix_royale]

@segun_maximus I take medicine before I begin look😂

[Adaobi @voix_royale]

She is speaking!!!!!!!

[Angie G @MomAngtrades]

Blaming murder on hormones is equal to blaming rape on testosterone

[Adaobi @voix_royale]

There’s odor, and then there’s mouth odor. I just perceived the deluxe edition while standing beside a woman who was sitting down. This shit literally followed me all the way to my destination. It ain't got nothing on physics 😩😂.

[Adaobi @voix_royale]

My type of woman😏.

[Uchman ⚡️ @Uchman_1]

Eyes don’t lie…..she wants him and she went for him

[Adaobi @voix_royale]

Lady, you is on your own. Na ma'am, it's just you.

[Modupe🌺 @OneModupe]

I Just soaked my bra.
If you haven’t washed yours in a while, this is your sign.

Almost every woman is guilty of this.
We all do it… until we don’t.

[Adaobi @voix_royale]

Another criterion to meet before getting an apartment.

Body-shaming has officially entered the house-renting level 😂

[Ms. Sururoh🌸💝 @SoftLifeAlhaja]

“Mini flat for slim people” Lagos landlord and agents please now😩😭🤲🏽

[Chicken Catcher🐔 @Only1Etubo]

It's difficult to approach a random Nigerian military personnel to thank them for their service. Me and my thanks fit collect slap.

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

Yah00 is steal!ng. If you're in this church and you're among Yah00 people, please don't give your offering here, we don't need it."

- Pastor David Ibiyeomie

[Adaobi @voix_royale]

When you think it's finished, it all begins.

[Adaobi @voix_royale]

@segun_maximus At least, they believe in the scriptures😌.

[Adaobi @voix_royale]

😂

[CITYBOY 💰🇱🇷🇳🇬 @CityBoyABJ]

What is going on here 🤣😂🤣

[Adaobi @voix_royale]

@segun_maximus

[Adaobi @voix_royale]

I want.

[z 🥷 @kiziton_]

i can’t lie, this’ll heal me rn

[Adaobi @voix_royale]

Good morning, Peaches and Dragonfruits and I hope you have an amazing day/week.

[Adaobi @voix_royale]

@maxvayshia Imagine a world with mini you all around😌.