Vojtěch Toman

[Vojtěch Toman @vojtechtoman]

@mikedolbear @ZildjianCompany It's a truly excellent pad but I wish they did something about the pungent rubber smell for all the $$.

[Vojtěch Toman @vojtechtoman]

@tomkountis Try randomizing the locking algorithm.

[Lex Fridman @lexfridman]

Quantum Bogosort is a sorting algorithm:
1. Shuffle list randomly.
2. If it's sorted, stop.
3. If it's not sorted, destroy the universe.

Given many-worlds interpretation of QM, 1+ universes will survive with a sorted list. This is O(n) assuming destroying the universe is O(1).

[Adam Retter @adamretter]

If you use the Web, or do anything XML related, then Liam almost certainly had a hand-in making it work for you ... now it's time to help him!

[Vojtěch Toman @vojtechtoman]

@PeterHilton I always thought it was because of different and unpredictable look across different platforms and the fact that the native controls were often downright appalling.

[Vojtěch Toman @vojtechtoman]

@lexfridman "Let me ask the big ridiculous question: what do you think is the meaning of this whole thing?"

[Jaromir Hamala @jerrinot]

Agree. This is not a time for being modest. I donated via @UKRinCZE. If you are reading this tweet chances are you are a well-paid software engineer and you can afford to donate too!

For my Czech followers: @HlidacStatu maintains this How-To-Help sheet: https://t.co/0AfVsg2zA6

[Vojtěch Toman @vojtechtoman]

@PeterHilton I may have a query related to that.

[Vojtěch Toman @vojtechtoman]

@jerrinot This is exactly what I had in mind, much less misleading now.

[Vojtěch Toman @vojtechtoman]

@alexmilowski Congratulations!

[Vojtěch Toman @vojtechtoman]

@PeterHilton Ehm... lambda functions? https://t.co/ftGpONsZyL

[Vojtěch Toman @vojtechtoman]

@MichalPise I heard Khrushchev got one of those when he commissioned the Tsar Bomba.

[Jaromir Hamala @jerrinot]

A handy guide to parse any C declaration in your head: https://t.co/I6tLmIpx1z

[Peter Hilton @PeterHilton]

Technical writer job (remote-first, CET±6) - come #WriteTheDocs with me and a wonderful team @BRYTER_io https://t.co/WdfBpyNtkf

[Erik Wilde @dret]

When designing an #API, request methods matter because they have interaction semantics: they can be safe, they can be idempotent, or none of these. For an interesting design approach, learn "Why @mamund Stopped Using POST and Learned to Love #HTTP". https://t.co/RE0nnzKNxi

[eevee 💨 @eevee]

github copilot has, by their own admission, been trained on mountains of gpl code, so i'm unclear on how it's not a form of laundering open source code into commercial works. the handwave of "it usually doesn't reproduce exact chunks" is not very satisfying

[Martin Kleppmann @martinkl]

The G7 summit should be followed by a C major summit to resolve everything.

[Vojtěch Toman @vojtechtoman]

Tak aspoň, že je zájem.

[Niklas Lochschmidt @Niklas_L]

We are #hiring a Senior Backend Engineer 🛠 (f/d/m) with experience in scaling #NodeJS web services and more

Fully #remote (CET ±2h), great team working on a great product

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