Volateality

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Rotating between NYC • Amsterdam • Montréal • Vancouver

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The UK’s economy in a nutshell

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Long weekend, missing out on the Kanye show, and GTA 6 soon to be released, the fine things in life.

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"He's out of the city for Labor Day and US Open, halt the weekend rain"

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@GuyFidi @AlexNewman55 Ye to New York soon we have to trust

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Boomers upon knowing Nike is removed from S&P 100

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What someone asks me what my weekend looks like

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Karl Marx failed to realize he can be blessed with blondes in summer dresses and brunettes in wide leg jeans

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Went to Karl Marx’s grave & gave him some Gucci loafers so he understands it’s great to have more than others

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Today’s numbers

BE added to the S&P, stock jumped 8%, 21% the last 5 days

LULU dropped 17% after missing revenue and lower guidance. Stock is now $100/share, down from its $516 peak

Canada’s employment fell by 42,000 drops in August after a 181,000 increase from April to July

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Someone’s Labor Day:

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Dinner is served for Labor Day Weekend LFG 💪🏻

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Always happy to see the smaller startups promoting their products. Let’s get it 💪🏻

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“You posted about yields on X today?”

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Boss trust I know how to get $10 trillion market cap:
- Stop my iPhone battery from dying at 1PM
- Stop my ringtone from getting silenced out of nowhere so the alarm actually serves it purpose
- Stop my apps from resetting themselves after I open the camera for 4 seconds

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hello

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@FCF_Freddy Win is a win

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@FCF_Freddy No boss I started The Office 5 years ago and I’m still on season 7

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@ScrimboSaggins Showed this to the brunette Italians, they downloaded twitter for the first time

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A great holiday starts with packing the right things

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At the ripe age of 9, all I wanted was cheap hot wings, some mysterious hot sauce from that one family in Chinatown, peach ice tea, Samuel L Jackson, a laptop that can crush any games, the nicest headphones, and a BA II Plus Calculator