Alan “POG” Jackzyn

vol for life, alan jackzyn lover, zyn connoisseur, yuengling ambassador, ex pro golfer

[Benjamin Smith @BSmith]

Bryson at #TheOpen

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Can’t wait for an American to win on British soil once again this week. Never gets old

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@heathforthevols Mini Jew

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Singing slave hymns as I slave away at work today

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Braves. That’s what we do

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CMON BLUE

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Me inside of 100 yards

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The US Open should be carnage. I want to see these guys suffer

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Doom scrolled eBay the last hour for golf clubs on the clock. Don’t let me become rich. I’ll buy more golf gear than you could ever fathom

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Kneeing out the clock. Get me to #thereunion

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Smiling thinking about how I have a hole in one and @heathforthevols doesn’t. I even made an albatross on his head at his home track just to rub salt in the wound

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Internship going well so far. Just jerking off and drinking coffee all day

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Getting paid to sit here and do nothing 😌

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I used to be the biggest putter whore you know. Nearly just relapsed by almost buying my fourth spider. I’m making the decision to fix what’s actually wrong with my putting (my pea brain)

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@heathforthevols I would double down personally

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@heathforthevols Sure let’s blame the putter

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Yearning for college football

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Thinking about my golf glory days and making a run for the senior tour. Some may say hang it up already kid. I say let’s buy a LAB putter and get back in the lab

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@CptJohnDiddler @skippermagoo If so, I approve this message

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