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who wants to sign my petition to get all of millionaire matchmaker on a streaming platform

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Actually you guys I think it’s pronounced “quarant-eye-n”

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@sydneyrosega No I think this is absolutely a real thing lol

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@mymorningangie Happy Saturn return! 🤪

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@ntkallday Sweet tooth dental is great!

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@sydneyrosega REAL. the audacity that has!

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what ever happened to mouth wash though has anyone seen it since mmm 2012?

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@library_hoe Let me know, would be happy to lend!!

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all Capricorn moons should have gotten today off

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We know SoCal loves little femme-y twinks cuz I got “sir” again at the airport

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I need to know who Netflix would set me up with

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I want to be in a reality show so badly someone give me an ultimatum

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An Aussie on the call asked if the presenter had a deck (dick, in Australian)

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Are we as a species going to make it long enough to find out if my skincare was worth it

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all I’m asking is for someone to give me a reason to look extra hot this weekend ok

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trimmed my armpit hair yesterday…my superbowl

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u ever burp into your mask and it burns your eyes

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@LasCulturistas CDMX!

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It is truly and blessing and a curse to have a little pocket computer

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boy I know exactly what you did on my boat

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…with a suit previously owned by a 12 year old boy and a low cut top and mismatched earrings 🤷🏻‍♀️

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The non binary urge to be the hottest glasses-wearer at the party 🎉