vlad (certified sigma male gamer)

Crazy Taxi top 1%

[vlad (certified sigma male gamer) @voldissimus]

@yanoadam my bird’s got big chebs and she gives me bare slops actually

[vlad (certified sigma male gamer) @voldissimus]

@CaptainCabinetz @yanoadam someone’s gotta do it, so i’ll carry the burden and keep em locked down over here

[abundant mineral deposit @deektome]

we’ re costco guys. We kill because it feels good

[vlad (certified sigma male gamer) @voldissimus]

@CaptainCabinetz what

[vlad (certified sigma male gamer) @voldissimus]

@yanoadam @CaptainCabinetz gwarn mush u tell em 💯

[For Sale: Gender Reveal Tire, Lightly Used @SparrowAdorer]

"So what's your take"
"This subway should be filled with sarin, a deadly nerve agent"
"100% disagree"

[dude @tradboiwife]

#YOUGOTFUCKED👀

[vlad (certified sigma male gamer) @voldissimus]

@CaptainCabinetz i’ll do ur commissions but only if u draw me giving birth in return

[vlad (certified sigma male gamer) @voldissimus]

@CaptainCabinetz the people have been crying out for it, and JLINGZ will deliver

[vlad (certified sigma male gamer) @voldissimus]

@CaptainCabinetz

[vlad (certified sigma male gamer) @voldissimus]

@yanoadam @CaptainCabinetz JLINGZ would pump those numbers

[Frontierism @frontierism]

The #MAGACOCK has been deployed

[vlad (certified sigma male gamer) @voldissimus]

@CaptainCabinetz @yanoadam go on then you silly tart

[vlad (certified sigma male gamer) @voldissimus]

@CaptainCabinetz they’re scared to see a quirked up white boy with a lil motion‼️

[vlad (certified sigma male gamer) @voldissimus]

yeah man i mean i guess so

[Kick Clips 🎬 @kick_clips]

Clavicular ran into ASUs top frat leader while JesterMaxxing w gymcells and instantly CLOCKED PEAK COPE 😳

The fratfraud leader went full UV Dodgemaxxing & Weightcopemaxxing inflating FAKE STATS to protect FRAME after being SKULLMOGGED while Clav DEEPLOCKED IN nuked cortisol stabilized AURA and dodged irreversible PSL bleed BY A MILLIMETER 💀💯

[vlad (certified sigma male gamer) @voldissimus]

@CaptainCabinetz paying dividends out the ass‼️💯💸

[vlad (certified sigma male gamer) @voldissimus]

the difference between my tweets and a girl’s tweets is that theirs has loads of words i can’t read, whereas mine are nonsensical garbage so they’re objectively funnier and more niche