Voldo 🇮🇪

🇮🇪 Mostly active on the weekends. DMs open. On the other place as voldo 🦋

[Voldo 🇮🇪 @voldo1983]

Okay I'm out. Can't justify being here when the owner is literally saluting. Find me on the other place.

[Voldo 🇮🇪 @voldo1983]

Room service?

[Voldo 🇮🇪 @voldo1983]

@porkdotchop Some people just want to get a reaction rather than be ignored

[Voldo 🇮🇪 @voldo1983]

@porkdotchop It's the school yard equivalent of pulling your pigtails because he likes you

[Voldo 🇮🇪 @voldo1983]

Well, there is this...

[Voldo 🇮🇪 @voldo1983]

Last dick pic of 2024 😢 Also posted on the other place 🦋voldo

[Voldo 🇮🇪 @voldo1983]

@porkdotchop Hello, I'm a chair

[Voldo 🇮🇪 @voldo1983]

@chihirosbeard Oh and when you say you stop drinking, how many hours before sleeping? And how many times do you pee before sleeping, how far apart?

I stop drinking by 10, pee, then pee again at midnight, and then sleep.

[Voldo 🇮🇪 @voldo1983]

@chihirosbeard Also take up meditation. Meditation is really about practicing the art of clearing your mind. When stray thoughts pop up, you just brush them aside and empty your mind again. Practicing that every day helps you do it even when you're not meditating.

[Voldo 🇮🇪 @voldo1983]

@chihirosbeard Change your Friday afternoons. Use the whole afternoon to write down everything that needs doing, plan timetable schedule out the entire next week. By assigning times and days to things, you don't need to think about them on the weekend, because you'll be doing them on Tues etc.

[Voldo 🇮🇪 @voldo1983]

@porkdotchop

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@porkdotchop Sorry not sorry for liking all your posts. Can't believe twitter didn't show me until now 🥵

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@porkdotchop 🤤

[Voldo 🇮🇪 @voldo1983]

Is this just good lighting or am I getting fitter?

[Voldo 🇮🇪 @voldo1983]

On or off?

[Voldo 🇮🇪 @voldo1983]

I've been very lazy about posting.

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@porkdotchop 🤤

[Voldo 🇮🇪 @voldo1983]

Why do they make baths so small?

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@chihirosbeard 🥵

[Voldo 🇮🇪 @voldo1983]

I'm grumpy that the season is changing. This is probably unrelated to my erection.