Volk

Unmedicated ADHD riddled aspie working retail. Mostly tweeting to dead air about games I like to play. I do interact with nsfw stuff occasionally. 5/25/2004

[Volk @Volkkoi]

I think im going to say this account is definitely not safe for minors to interact with considering how much more aggressively horny my posting style is going to get

[Volk @Volkkoi]

Emergency giga
Emergency giga STAT

[Stebob @stebob4]

If you are uncomfortable with me getting paid to draw incest rape you just hate poor people and are a fascist. That's just the way it is, sorry!

[Volk @Volkkoi]

Had a customer ring up some shit at my store once and the total just happened to be 14.88 by coincidence. Dude looks at me and says "those are some pretty significant numbers my friend."

He was Mexican.

[Volk @Volkkoi]

Love it when a car just sits outside in the parking lot with their brights on and doesn't move at all. Its great. Just doing nothing. Wasting everyone's time. Either fucking come in here and buy something or go the fuck home oh my god

[Volk @Volkkoi]

@DarkModeFurret Bbwuhhh
Huhhh

[Volk @Volkkoi]

@Cirnu117 I wanna do the series in release order so I'll probably get to the remake last. Comparing and contrasting after going through all the other games should be fun.

[Volk @Volkkoi]

I've started playing Dead Space for the first time. Went for the original because the smaller file size meant it would install faster lmao. Its pretty fun. Hopped on hard mode for my first run.

[Volk @Volkkoi]

@pisslungs *Spreads my asscheeks open and swallows you whole headfirst while violently pissing blood everywhere*

[Volk @Volkkoi]

Fuck yo Fetus

[Volk @Volkkoi]

@PRabbitholes If you haven't played the PS2 games I would recommend them. Onimusha 2 is its own separate beast story wise but 3 does some cool stuff with him

[Volk @Volkkoi]

Big titty chain chomps on the TL and im here working on my day off man fuck I could be GOONING rn

[Volk @Volkkoi]

@boundedslvt @KaioSaiyan @DyerMatrix @UpTheRA123 @Alice3DS

[Volk @Volkkoi]

@rxdial__ For some reason its the exact opposite with me. All of my perv tweets go nowhere and then I make some innocuous post about breaking a window in MGSV and 4k people like it

[punished doll @evrenescence]

"tits or ass" blood actually. sinew and bone and muscle and organs. tender, soft flesh that melts in my mouth

[Volk @Volkkoi]

Id go in more detail about the specifics but the twitter character limit is asinine. Point is some people just dont fucking listen.

[Volk @Volkkoi]

My job used to run a promo for rewards members. 99c soda. Only one per customer. Lady came up to me with five sodas. Asked me why they didn't all go down. I explained it only worked for one of em. She kept telling me to make them all go down. Got to the point where I had to yell.

[mawia @rottedbrainz]

honestly if u work customer service sometimes being mean works bc one time i kept repeating the same answer ro someone and after the third time i said “Did you hear what I just said? “ and they were like “yea” so i said “ok did you expect a different answer the fourth time?”

[Volk @Volkkoi]

@vrchatfrotting Mrrp

[Volk @Volkkoi]

@N4pstr @decrepitdekishi It could come with a built in giganutsucker2000 for all I care man
1000 dollars just to stream shit from my PC to it the same exact way I do with my quest doesn't seem worth it at all when the quest does the same shit for half the price.

Like yeah its better. Not 1k better tho

[Volk @Volkkoi]

@N4pstr @decrepitdekishi This shit is 1k dollars for an hour of battery life and 34fps in Alyx the only future it has is in the gutter

[Volk @Volkkoi]

@clears_bud I took the post down anyways cause clearly I just didn't know enough

[Volk @Volkkoi]

@clears_bud I probably would've known any of this if people talked about anything other than the most benign shit over and over again #tbh