Patty B.

Realtor, RCC, CNHS, Affiliate Broker. Chattanooga, TN. #GBO 🍊🍊🍊

[Emanuel Quiñones @EQuinones6310]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America!
The greatest country on earth.

[Patty B. @volpb77]

@fiago7 Come to Chattanooga and let’s go to the distillery at Chattanooga Whiskey!!

[Patty B. @volpb77]

@VolRecruiting98 🙏🙏🙏

[Patty B. @volpb77]

@VolScoops @Flame_Volunteer @QmariH_1 @TalkinVAWLS_pod Booom!

[Patty B. @volpb77]

@rockytopnow @jackson_vol @K2simon2 Bruh… I have a feeling this class is about to blow up

[Patty B. @volpb77]

@barstoolsports @BarstoolYak @BarstoolBigCat @VivaLaStool @vivalafood_ @BFW @Katiemoneygrabz @clubtrillion @nickturani @StevenCheah Chattanooga 100%!

[Denzell @Denzell_Of_NSH]

Spain is experiencing Chattanooga, TN.

Argentina is in Auburn, Alabama.

Germans are eating Waffle House.

Brits are still complaining.

This World Cup has been amazing and it hasn’t even started yet.

[Patty B. @volpb77]

@kwelkernbc @NBCNews @MeetThePress Too bad you’re just a liberal shill

[Patty B. @volpb77]

@More_Issues B

[Patty B. @volpb77]

@More_Issues Pitching and pitching coach

[College Baseball Reference @CBsBReference]

Wins Since 2020 (Tournament Teams) | #CollegeBaseball

1. @Vol_Baseball | 310
2. @RazorbackBSB | 283
3. @SouthernMissBSB | 279
4. @TexasBaseball | 273
5. @ECUBaseball | 267
5. @BeaverBaseball | 267
7. @GatorsBB | 264
8. @DiamondHeels | 257
9. @UVABaseball | 253
10. @UCSB_Baseball | 251
11. @CoastalBaseball | 248
11. @AggieBaseball | 248
13. @GoNUbaseball | 246
13. @OregonBaseball | 246
15. @BaseballUGA | 242
16. @OSUBaseball | 241
17. @WakeBaseball | 240
18. @UCLABaseball | 236
19. @OleMissBSB | 234
20. @AlabamaBSB | 233

[Patty B. @volpb77]

@CHANNEL_TN_ B

[Laurence Fox @LozzaFox]

His last words.

“I can’t breathe.”

Where’s the George Floyd outrage?

All lives matter.

WhiteLivesMatter too. ✊🏻

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Money has poured in on @DerekDooley in past few weeks to win Georgia Republican senate nomination. He’s now favored on Kalshi & a small underdog on Polymarket. Georgia primary is Tuesday. Democrat John Ossoff believes men should be able to play women’s sports. Bad fit for GA.

[Jack DeLongchamps @JDelongchamps]

The job that @josh_elander & staff are pulling off this szn is so damn impressive!

They faced a ton of adversity early. Blocked out all the outside noise & just went right back to work

@Vol_Baseball is a truly fun baseball team to watch play everyday!

[Orange Inferno 🍊🏆 @VolsAboveAll]

No better program in the SEC

[Beaver 🦁 @beaverd]

the only thing I know about Pratt is that hummingbirds like him

this is enough for me to be 100% certain that he is a good man and his enemies are hated by God and hummingbird alike