Vols Pirate

A victim of sports. Occasionally impressed but not today.

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I would explain it to you, but I’m out of crayons.

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@volstorm00 The worst

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My favorite thing is NFL games being played in a foreign country.

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

Our time has come.

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@FL_Chelle These people proving why they don’t belong in the SEC. There are books written about the Third Saturday in October.

Bring back the SWC and send them back to it!

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It’s a safe bet I’m done with the NFL. At least for this season.

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I don’t really like a lot of things but Ted Lasso is definitely one thing that I do.

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FIRE EVERYONE OUT OF THE CANNONS

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

HOUSE CALLLLLLLLLL

@Myles_price3 takes it all the way.

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@mdtnvolfan @JohnnybfromTN He ass!

[No3 Sports @No3sports]

South Carolina headcoach Shane Beamer has announced DE Dylan Stewart has been dismissed from the team for behavior detrimental to the team he says. Via @PeteNokos

Huge blow to the Cock defense 🤯

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@mattvanswol @pir8gold Everything the left touches turns to 💩

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Clean hit on Mahomes but refs gotta do what they gotta do and that’s protect the Chiefs.

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Do you want to get fired? Because this is how you get fired.

[The Next Round @NextRoundLive]

Tennessee is now 0-7 in their last 7 games vs. ranked teams.

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@BA_VAWL @ZehDuck @volsandguns Our fan base is littered with them. Red state. Red county. Yet online is filled with these people.

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@RuralVol Georgians

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@_TroutBum Where is Jim and what have you done with him?

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@407Volfan4life Whatever it takes! 😂

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ALRIGHT MIAMI!

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Oh good. The only player Miami has worth a damn is hurt. #phinsup

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@CaptTouchback

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@Commanders @B1GDuckEnergyy @LFletcher59 Just go back to calling yourself the Redskins ffs. #HTTR

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@Titans @VolMoose2 You give it away first is what you meant.