Arachne Watts🦑⚡🔨

Seawitch of Atlantis, adopted daughter of the goddess of heroes, she who weilds Mjolnir.(parody account/OC)

[Arachne Watts🦑⚡🔨 @VoltSquid]

"He was a boy, she was a girl, but her bottom half was octopus-"

🦑Seawitch OC(The Deadvengers)
⚡🔨The mighty Thor
✒️#FrostedSiren
✖️BZZT BZZT

[Arachne Watts🦑⚡🔨 @VoltSquid]

Sorry about the electric shock and the purple taste

[Blue @DarthGodCat]

*BZZZT*

OW

. . . Okay, that tastes a little bit purple but that should hold

[Arachne Watts🦑⚡🔨 @VoltSquid]

I gotta do the math on that but it's not outside the realm of possibility.

[Arachne Watts🦑⚡🔨 @VoltSquid]

Because less than 1 in 1 million people would have access to a source of raw and unadulterated magic. I think Mjolnir works the same way with lightning magic though she is currently cross with me. I have to fix the handle.

[Blue @DarthGodCat]

How did I not learn this is 64 septillion evers?

[Arachne Watts🦑⚡🔨 @VoltSquid]

Neither does Emma's light magic. It's simply raw magic straight from a pure source.

[Blue @DarthGodCat]

. . . My fire magic doesn't have a thaumatic signature?

[Arachne Watts🦑⚡🔨 @VoltSquid]

It's not null. It's much worse.

It's simply raw magic.

Whoever or whatever did this doesn't leave a thaumatic signature because magic is simply what they do.

It's sort of like what Blue's fire magic looks like

[Arachne Watts🦑⚡🔨 @VoltSquid]

That looks better.

[Arachne Watts🦑⚡🔨 @VoltSquid]

I want to argue with you but no, you know what, that's an entirely fair concern and I now understand where the current problem of not having an available magic solution comes from.

[Blue @DarthGodCat]

If I knew how to cast those, I wouldn't need to make potions that do that, and at this point in time, what do you think the odds are I'm going to get her to drink a murky green potion I quickly threw together under my cloak that smells like feet?

[Arachne Watts🦑⚡🔨 @VoltSquid]

. . . Have you even TRIED a memory block removal spell

[Arachne Watts🦑⚡🔨 @VoltSquid]

Bro, I don't know what you were expecting but you thought you held a candle to "a hero who shines so brightly that even the darkness kneels to it"?

Blue writes POETRY about Emma.

[Arachne Watts🦑⚡🔨 @VoltSquid]

For you?
No.
Hell, most truth fields wouldn't work on her.

For HER WIFE, to whom she's soul bound to, and whose magic is connected to her? Yes.

[Emma Swan @FrostedSword]

. . . Does that even work on Blue?

[Arachne Watts🦑⚡🔨 @VoltSquid]

I am absolutely not elaborating

[Aquata Triton @AguaTriton]

You're trying not to say "a species of merfolk" aren't you

[Arachne Watts🦑⚡🔨 @VoltSquid]

The uhhhh -

Hmm. Not really sure I should elaborate, but only 2 and one of them is a species of shark. I absolutely will not clarify past that point

[Aquata Triton @AguaTriton]

How many things that live down there do taste good?

[Arachne Watts🦑⚡🔨 @VoltSquid]

A lot of dead things and a lot of things that you'd rather not see or hear that eat the bodies that sink that far and like a LOT of bacteria

And these dumbass starfish that learned to communicate with light because everything hunts with sound

They don't taste very good

[Aquata Triton @AguaTriton]

What even is down there, anyway

[Arachne Watts🦑⚡🔨 @VoltSquid]

The dead squid corpses at the bottom of the Marianas trench heard that

[Arachne Watts🦑⚡🔨 @VoltSquid]

I'm the favoritist

[Arachne Watts🦑⚡🔨 @VoltSquid]

Doctors aren't really a thing in Atlantica. Either you find a magician, or you probably get eaten by something for leaking too much blood.

Usually a shark.

[Arachne Watts🦑⚡🔨 @VoltSquid]

It's honestly overrated.

[valerie. @HiddenValiance]

“I only died for like… 30 seconds.”

[Arachne Watts🦑⚡🔨 @VoltSquid]

Look, we've all died a bunch of times. Attina is presently a demon. It's kind of normal.

[Adella Triton @VengeanceSiren]

How-???

[Arachne Watts🦑⚡🔨 @VoltSquid]

He actually succeeded once.

[Adella Triton @VengeanceSiren]

Okay, I mean, I can understand that.

[Arachne Watts🦑⚡🔨 @VoltSquid]

HOW ARE YOU IMMUNE TO THE PEPTO

[Aquata Triton @AguaTriton]

. . .

Back to communion with the throne god.