Jessica Gentile

minions expert, youth services librarian, former editor, sometimes writer | bylines at: @vulture @slate @pitchfork @TheAtlantic @chow etc. she/her

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ska COVID-19
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The third wave is the worst

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@jennmorson Totally shoulda saw this coming with given the Mike Love connection BUT still hurts. I wish i could HAVE MERCY!

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https://t.co/GElHUEimkN

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despite all my rage I’m still just a beaver in a gas station

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my parents’ good friend is a contractor to the stars. he remodeled Stanley tucci’s kitchen over a decade ago and STILL gets annual ‘merry christmas’ texts from him. In case you needed more evidence that man is a genuine treasure you thought he is.

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my parents’ good friend is a contractor to the stars. he remodeled Stanley tucci’s kitchen over a decade ago and STILL gets annual ‘merry christmas’ texts from him. In case you needed more evidence that man is a genuine treasure you thought he is.

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@zzzzaaaacccchhh Jokes on all of us because every song works better in the context of the album. The sum is more than its parts!

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Why Gen Z is flocking to a restaurant most of them never grew up with. https://t.co/beRDC9UfhH

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Sometimes I still write things: https://t.co/SJqZOwm0fE

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made the move. see ya on the blue side

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@ZacharyLipez We need to elect the swingin’ party

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for no reason thinking about how awhile ago a friend of mine imagined a world where newsradio cast members had reversed fates -Phil Hartman would have a podcast empire, and j0e r*gan would, well you know…

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@Evanryt Or as I like to call it ‘sexcession’

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@LukeEpplin Yeah but pigpen would be the one to end up with brain worms

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@robsheff Halfway done with my arc now. Can’t wait to devour the rest of it!!

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@saucehockey @GrittyNHL got some competition!

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@pjmaciak Connor Roy doing famous blue rain coat

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I have truly have found my calling as a karaoke dj teen librarian

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@msbeverlybryan Ask and you shall receive https://t.co/7gx1xxmU0B

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@maggieserota I keep saying Nermal should be the spokes-cat for sphere 2!

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@spazzaferro The one where the minions accidentally kill Dracula