Michael Allan

I am still one of the people, shooting berettas and driving tugs.

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

My 15yr old granddaughter still hasn't emptied the dishwasher.

I asked her to do it four hours ago.

Now she's freaking out because she can't find her phone...

Which is on silent in the dishwasher.

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[Stansaid Airport @StansaidAirport]

Good news for anyone on the 10:50 to Alicante. Lunch today is a very hearty Goulash. There's literally everything in it. Chicken, beef and sausage. Sandwiches, crackers and cheese, scratchcards, Duty Free perfume, cuddly toy...

[Michael Allan @volyarll]

@michi_midge We have an hour free between October-May. A ticket has to be displayed although its free.
That Saturday thing is strange though....🤔

[Michael Allan @volyarll]

@kejamieson_ Everything they do is so damn good.

[Michael Allan @volyarll]

A breezy old day up here so this has been our view all day.
Pushing up.
#tuglife

[Michael Allan @volyarll]

@michi_midge £12 from Mr Bezos.

[Michael Allan @volyarll]

@michi_midge Just took a box of them home. For the kids obviously....😬

[Michael Allan @volyarll]

@BARRA72 Certainly was. And a woodie breast thrown in too.👌🏻

[Michael Allan @volyarll]

@mothtothelamp2 @RangersFC Should never have been handed the gig.
We are a disaster.

[Michael Allan @volyarll]

@oneeyedlizzie @metofficeScot Beautiful bright and warm through in Kirkwall. 😀

[Michael Allan @volyarll]

@DelSouness

[Michael Allan @volyarll]

@mrpetebar Which chrono do you recommend?

[Michael Allan @volyarll]

@Gsxr1000UKKO If you van print a a rubber eye piece for the Alpex lrf please... I'm on my third....

[Michael Allan @volyarll]

This should round of the evening well.

[Michael Allan @volyarll]

@trawlerhorse More or less how mine went too.

[Michael Allan @volyarll]

@julian_voelcker Its great out there but god, the roads are in poor shape .
Did you get a " I❤️Tongue" bumper sticker?

[Michael Allan @volyarll]

@julian_voelcker Sure is.💪🏻

[Michael Allan @volyarll]

@julian_voelcker Its an expensive kitchen..😂