agathou

now i feel insecure ab not having a bio

[agathou @vomitointl]

eye contact avec un pain ds le métro à belleville ce matin ce qui est devastating parce que 1) i will never see him again et 2) il avait un bonnet du coup y’a une chance non-négligeable que i’m in love with a stranger qui a une calvace

[mathis° @loomerrrrr]

how it feels de chercher un sujet de mémoire pertinent et original

[mae_honk @mae_honk]

every time i make a joke that doesn't particularly land i get real scared that after all these years my friends will abandon me for one bad joke

[agathou @vomitointl]

my favorite thing to complain about is just how much my peers complain

[agathou @vomitointl]

no one talks about how hard it is picking colors for classes in higher education....... ok math is red and science is green but what color is comparative sociology of political participation

[april @yogurtslop3]

lots of people ask me what keeps getting me out of bed in the morning despite it all. and the answer is actually quite simple! i gotta pee

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

i never beg except when it’s to differ

[agathou @vomitointl]

TIL you can just say anything! i was talking about this gay landlord and i was kinda drunk so somehow the description that came out was « gay as a chicken » and everyone started goofing like it was some niche new slang i just taught them…… it’s not! i just came up with that!

[agathou @vomitointl]

my memory is so cooked a guy just texted me apologising for events that happened like 3 years ago and i genuinely don’t remember what he’s referring to. but thanks bro !

[Greta @gretaproblems]

I do diy therapy which is just thinking

[gina @GinaRealityTV]

stayed 10 minutes past 5 today to finish up something at work

[agathou @vomitointl]

mon père et sa meuf qui nous initient aux bonnes traditions américaines via un repas de Noël composé de plats congelés Cosco mangés sur le canap

[agathou @vomitointl]

they should make a christmas themed pitch perfect movie

[agathou @vomitointl]

in terms of identifying glass pannels / doors i am no better than a fly i wonder if i can get a specific contact lens prescription for that

[agathou @vomitointl]

@avidrat what’s that

[lonely rat @avidrat]

I have learnt that some people (majority men) genuinely don’t ask any questions back. Not even a low effort u? or Wbu… deadass nothing. It’s incredible!

Omg ok whilst writing this I got reminded of ne** so actually no also NON BINARY PEOPLE #inclusion

[agathou @vomitointl]

upon reflection life lesson is i’m so hyped to go on vacation with my friends who agree with me on every single issue 😜 so we can get drunk and talk about politics and agree 😜

[agathou @vomitointl]

every day i think today i will not drink alongside my family and start talking about politics and get upset and every day i still do……. there’s probably a life lesson in there somewhere

[agathou @vomitointl]

uncanny parallels......... (queer ultimatum btw)