roast beef

full time 🤡

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do something that gives back to your community without monetizing it challenge

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@LilyPichu @Razer Bridget from Guilty Gear obv

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when I was a kid I didn’t want to go to my grandfather’s girlfriend’s funeral so I convinced my mom that I could see demons and when I walked into the funeral I cried and screamed and said that there was a dark entity surrounding her casket and we left and got route 44 diet cokes

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one time I got so annoyed with a customer that I ended up googling their name and found out that they got arrested for soliciting a cop for s*x and every time I see them I know I hold this trump card and I feel powerful

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you ever see a skinny body dressing wildly and then you think if a fat body did that how merciless people would be to just dogpile on them

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I want to travel back in time and give a women from 1850 a clit sucker

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“I can have an opinion about this and it not be some Barbie movie bullshit” - my boyfriend

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realizing your mom hates other women is almost equal to the feeling of ego death

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sorry I don’t watch movies that don’t pass the bechdel test

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come to dark side………..we have cookies xDDDD

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throwing a tantrum because my boyfriend won’t let me pee with him

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never forget that even if you work for a local non-profit arts center, they still don't care about you!

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mamma mia goth

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my bf said he got my a gift and i was so excited turns out he got me a fuckin dog cone

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my boyfriends kid just said she didn’t like sailor moon and me and my sailor moon tattoo dont know what to do

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killjoy is solely for the girls and the gays

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Mardi Gras is a contact sport

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my worst fear is being at a place where a flash mob breaks out

[Michael Okon @mothmandeluxe]

@vomits i want animal yelling my name later tonight! zing!