Things to say to someone with 𝐎𝐂𝐃
You are a 𝗽𝗲𝗱𝗼𝗽𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗲.
Is the 𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗿 locked?
They are 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴.
The 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗻 is on.
Sell me this 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝘂𝗹𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻.
Now replace “the” with “get money”
him: *puts it in*
me: *moans*
him: does it feel good?
me: it will never feel as good as listening to honey, this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us
him: omg end
kiss: too many to count
dating: yes!(5 exs and a lovely bf)
drunk: yes
smoking: never(unfortunately)
sex: I don’t know, it’s been a while since I
drugs: never
tattoo: never
piercing: 2(each ear😿)