RileyOReally 🌻

Editor. Dad. Southpaw.

[RileyOReally 🌻 @vonStuffy]

A modest proposal, updated.

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@ScottJenningsKY How's the Tinder coverage, Scott? I heard the site was down in Dallas, there were so many queries.

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@PressSec I thought you quit, toady.

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@EricTrump These fucking idiots. When are you shitweasels going to rename the White House to Trump House?

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@blunt_sarcastic @SecRubio Are you suggesting that they're not? Or, do facts no longer have any meaning to the cult? Let's ask Secretary Too-Big-Shoes.

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@ScottJenningsKY Behold my tiniest of violins. 🎻

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@megynkelly Natalie made the choice went she became the Presidential diaper changer, err, printer. How exactly would whatever she's doing behind closed doors affect her "forever", any worse?

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@SportsInsighter @BillSimmons You must be joking.

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@BillSimmons I'd take a Indy-Valks semi matchup right now. 3 games to boo the living hell out of Sophie Cunningham? Sign me up.

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@SecRubio Marco Rubio:

“We will look into Abdul El-Sayed’s immigration status and see if he committed fraud.” He's a born and bred US citizen. Go fuck yourself, you spineless toad.

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@blunt_sarcastic @SecRubio They're citizens, you twit. Elected representatives.

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@MQSullivan The man is insane. Senile. Dementia-addled. And a stone liar. We don't give air to raving lunatics, no matter what office they hold or what illegal acts they're trying to lay the groundwork for.

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@TheRickWilson Hurry up, reaper.

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@seanspicer @PressSec Fairy tales and paranoid delusions are not in the public interest. Back in your hedge, stooge

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@WokeMitt @CNN Jennings is on the horn with Lindsey, right now.

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@ScottJenningsKY Or, when the facts outweighed the allegations, he gut pulled. How's your rapist in chief doing, Scott?

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@GBC_Press Wrong verbs.

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@ScottJenningsKY Video, or it (yet again) didn't happen. #WeekendAtMitchies

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@RealJamesWoods I'm sorry, I can't understand you, with Donald Trump's rapey choad in your mouth.

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@RapidResponse47 @POTUS This fucking senile rapist barely speaks English, himself. #FrontoTemporalDementia

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@titoone11 @nicksortor Ironically enough, Trump sycophant Rafael Cruz was eligible to run for President, even though he was not born on US soil.