Maybe: Elisha

Your kids step mom. 😏

[Maybe: Elisha @von_deyy]

Tonight’s vibe

[Maybe: Elisha @von_deyy]

I want an accordion for my next birthday. I messed up not asking for one this year lol

[Maybe: Elisha @von_deyy]

If my man ever choses to do me dirty, Ima get my lick back by fucking his daddy tbh.

[Maybe: Elisha @von_deyy]

Men really be choosing the worst pictures of you. 😤

[Maybe: Elisha @von_deyy]

My love language is, all of them. Don’t be trying to skimp me.

[Maybe: Elisha @von_deyy]

Boomers really are the most dramatic, because how are you going to threaten to close your account just because YOU can’t get into online banking.

[Maybe: Elisha @von_deyy]

I was going to tweet about something else but my app accidentally updated and I officially lost the og twitter logo. So now im upset ☹️

[Maybe: Elisha @von_deyy]

I can’t belive my little sister is 10 today🥲

[Maybe: Elisha @von_deyy]

My adhd LOVING this caffeine intake rn 🙂

[Maybe: Elisha @von_deyy]

Not me crying after taking my baby sister school shopping. Seeing her in that little back pack 😭😭😭

[Maybe: Elisha @von_deyy]

Not my job making me do a stay interview today. 😒

[Maybe: Elisha @von_deyy]

Don’t mind me feeling some type of way today 🤗

[Maybe: Elisha @von_deyy]

I deserve reparations for all the bad advice Pastors gave tbh.

[Maybe: Elisha @von_deyy]

Thinking about that one time church had my family move to California instead of getting a divorce, when my dad was cheating, and the worst part was me forgetting my brand new hello kitty back pack and gifts in the hotel room. 🥲

[Maybe: Elisha @von_deyy]

Pro tip: take earplugs camping

[Maybe: Elisha @von_deyy]

I wish I had friends who could sing

[Maybe: Elisha @von_deyy]

I had a 2 hour nap followed by champagne and grapes. My Tuesday turn up

[Maybe: Elisha @von_deyy]

Idk why i didn’t get a pet cam sooner , literally the best thing I’ve gotten for my dog.

[Maybe: Elisha @von_deyy]

August acting really ghetto so far 😒

[Maybe: Elisha @von_deyy]

Not me crying about my dog getting neutered but encouraging my man to get a vasectomy. 😂

[Maybe: Elisha @von_deyy]

Not an old man making me cry on my first call today. 😭