von salam 🧪

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[Farhan S. @SodiqFarhan]

Chapter 1: The problem.

Every part of a business, operations, people, customer success, tech, points to one thing: staying profitable. Yet most businesses don't know money is quietly leaking. And the ones who sense it can't trace why/how/when.

The reasons hide in scattered places.
A failed checkout here. An unanswered customer there. An invoice that never went out. A regular who stopped coming back.
Each one small. None of them visible together.

So here's what I'm building.
A system that securely reads and understands your payments (digitized or not), connects with your business context - chats, customer interactions, business operations etc, and helps you achieve four core things:
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[Tuchel @Officially_Kriz]

After this guy made his presentation, Bolaji Balogun, the founder of Chapel Hill Denham, told him he'd like to offer him a job as a comedian 😂

[von salam 🧪 @von_salam]

Completing my day with Arabic commentary of this Argentina vs Egypt match won't be a bad idea

[von salam 🧪 @von_salam]

Something something uprising now people will start crying

[carter🌚 @carter8f]

“At 18, after secondary school, I was repairing phones and making ₦100m–₦250m😳

But I didn’t know how to manage it because in my head, I felt I would always make money.”

— Jubril of Lagos, Executive Director of CIG Motors

[Kunmi @manstylo]

@ScFidelis What I am looking forward to is the day we can short stocks on the NGX... Let's make money both ways.

[Ewgi @Ssaasquatch]

One of the pettiest, most effective revenge plays when your woman annoys you is logging into her YouTube and completely wrecking the algorithm by bingeing football highlights nonstop.

[Name cannot be blank @hackSultan]

Some of the things you people tweet.

Can you print it on a big banner and actually stand in a public junction to show it to the world?

[Omofadeke 🚀 @fadekeojora]

There’s a reason I am telling the stories of strong Muslim women, even when I told myself I’d stop centering a Muslim audience.

Because the narrative needs rewriting.

Too many Muslim women are shrinking themselves to fit cultural boxes. Islam has always had women who were pioneers, leaders, scholars, business owners, warriors, teachers.

Think of Khadijah bint Khuwaylid. A business magnate in Makkah before revelation even began.

Think of Nusaybah bint Ka’ab. Standing firm in battle when others fled.

This is our legacy.

So no one gets to tell you that you are less. Not culture. Not community.

Educate yourself. Read. Learn your deen beyond what was filtered through someone else’s comfort. Ask questions. Seek knowledge!

I see our pain. The silencing. The pressure to be small so others can feel big. But you were not created to be invisible.

Live truly. Live intentionally. Live in a way that prioritizes pleasing your Lord above pleasing people. Let your ambition, your intellect, your leadership, your audacity, your strength all coexist without apology.

We answer to Allah, not humans.

[Nathaniel @opps006]

Don’t let familiarity make you miss out on the genius of your friends

Bro some of your friends are crazy at what they do

Know what your friends do, their interests, what they are working on.
Chai people Dey think!

Dont be late to the party when you had front seats for free

[von salam 🧪 @von_salam]

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Alhamdullilah

[von salam 🧪 @von_salam]

1/30
Mashallah

[von salam 🧪 @von_salam]

1/30
Mashallah

[von salam 🧪 @von_salam]

V/where is Big Banjo

[von salam 🧪 @von_salam]

@Crypto_damsel Heeyyy Sera

[von salam 🧪 @von_salam]

Ramadan Mubarak

[von salam 🧪 @von_salam]

This year go mad gan

[von salam 🧪 @von_salam]

@mylifeasjola @Lifematician Rt

[von salam 🧪 @von_salam]

Dfkm😂🤣

[MAKANAKI @black_bhoy_]

Never deleting this video😂😂

[von salam 🧪 @von_salam]

At this rate I may just find myself in Cotonou.
Good thing I won't be working tomorrow
Sigh

[von salam 🧪 @von_salam]

Google map ya werey gan oo

[von salam 🧪 @von_salam]

So I'm starting 26' single