Vonda Nutt

You had me at meat tornado.

[Vonda Nutt @vondanutt]

I make it a habit of periodically asking my friends, "So, have you told anyone yet?" just to see what they might be hiding from me.

[Vonda Nutt @vondanutt]

Spot the difference. #HouseOfTheDragon #HBOMax @hbomax

[Vonda Nutt @vondanutt]

Now that I’ve watched Squid Game, how can I make my TikTok algorithm reset so I can see all the hilarious Squid Game videos that I didn’t understand before?

[blaire 💫 @BallerinaBlaire]

Black people do not owe White people a history lesson. EVER. #TheBachelor

[Vonda Nutt @vondanutt]

@CarolineWilm1 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[Vonda Nutt @vondanutt]

BARB IS 👏🏼 NOT 👏🏼 HAVIN IT #TheBachelor

[Vonda Nutt @vondanutt]

@MariahKeener @katienolan @AshleyBraband @heyjaywolff This is the only content that matters.

[Vonda Nutt @vondanutt]

@jamiebgolden Dadgum it.

[Vonda Nutt @vondanutt]

Me anytime someone tries to explain to me why they don’t like Taylor Swift:

[David Rosenthal @_therealdrose]

England still hasn’t gotten over blowing a 13 colony lead. #USAvENG

[Vonda Nutt @vondanutt]

@lexi_loodles You win the soccer.

[Vonda Nutt @vondanutt]

And that’s the tea. #ENGUSA

[Vonda Nutt @vondanutt]

@caitlinmurr Is it dumb to wonder what’s happening with all the money that would be given to the #USMNT but isn’t because they typically do not make it past the first knockout round (and sometimes never make it to the tourney at all)? Is USSoccer just like:

[Vonda Nutt @vondanutt]

@jordangeli I’m sorry, what? How is that a thing?

[Vonda Nutt @vondanutt]

FINAL THOUGHTS: our feeling about the rest of this tournament can be summed by this @mPinoe paraphrased quote from her post-match interview:

Rapinoe: uh, who do we play next? Whatever it doesn’t matter. #USAvFRA #FIFAWWC

[Vonda Nutt @vondanutt]

All of America preparing for #USAvFRA : a thread:

#FIFAWWC

1. It’s game day 🤞🏻🇺🇸🤮👍🏻

[Vonda Nutt @vondanutt]

8. America collectively breathes out for the first time in 5 minutes.. #USAvFRA #FIFAWWC

[Vonda Nutt @vondanutt]

I don’t remember what number this is, but this is the collective C L E N C H from the US every time France gets into the final 3rd. #USAvFRA #FIFAWWC

[Vonda Nutt @vondanutt]

9. There are a lot of U.S. pockets getting picked from these French players. #USAvFRA #FIFAWWC