Andrea VonMarkle

i’d unfollow me too

[Andrea VonMarkle @vondorkle]

some of you are really out here walking around as if.. you’re not the prize??

[Andrea VonMarkle @vondorkle]

@aylabop Hot

[Andrea VonMarkle @vondorkle]

@aylabop Is that Ben??

[Andrea VonMarkle @vondorkle]

@swagittariusszn @Jay30420766 @NKelWalker NOOO 😂😂

[Andrea VonMarkle @vondorkle]

@loookatmeimkiad The heart print bikini 🥺🥺

[Andrea VonMarkle @vondorkle]

Last night while bartending I got a woman her drink and she said to me “thank you. You’re such a good girl” and what the FUCK 😂😂

[Andrea VonMarkle @vondorkle]

@aylabop You’re so hot 🥵

[Andrea VonMarkle @vondorkle]

If your take is “rules are rules” PLEASE don’t have children

[Andrea VonMarkle @vondorkle]

@itsemmycorinne The boys are upset 😂

[Andrea VonMarkle @vondorkle]

@kikithebrand @jasminetamburi @loookatmeimkiad Is this bikini ever coming back? 🥺🥺

[Andrea VonMarkle @vondorkle]

Ever since I started keto my truck has gotten.. less dumpy. Don’t get me wrong, it’s still a pretty dumpy truck. But I feel like I’m tarnishing my legacy

[Andrea VonMarkle @vondorkle]

People who prep the table to make it easier for the server to clear are so fcking hot

[Andrea VonMarkle @vondorkle]

@aylabop I miss u. How are u 🥰

[Andrea VonMarkle @vondorkle]

@aylabop Hi

[Andrea VonMarkle @vondorkle]

If you ever see me and I have mascara on my eyelids pls know I am not a republican. Just a lazy piece of shit 🥰

[Andrea VonMarkle @vondorkle]

This is.. so far off 😅 like I’m just curious what the vibe for the night is. I’m still gonna wear whatever I want

[drea @cerealheaux]

This is weird energy... I’m genuinely asking bc I’m not tryin to stand out 🙃

[Andrea VonMarkle @vondorkle]

@aylabop Angelic 🥺

[Andrea VonMarkle @vondorkle]

@mamaxlil Love this 🥰🥰 and so relatable 😅

[Andrea VonMarkle @vondorkle]

@jackieaina Andrea

[Andrea VonMarkle @vondorkle]

What...... the fuck.........

[Grant Angeles @GrantAngelesjk]

@Urumaq @_benjvmins_ Can't eat meat till it's cooked. Can't have sex with women until they're 18.

Just because you want it as soon as it's ready doesn't mean you want it beforehand.

I ain't eating no raw meat.