Lord VonDong

[Lord VonDong @Vonhandies]

If I may quote the late, great George Washington "Fuck those Mexicans" #USAvMEX #ItsCalledSoccer

[Lord VonDong @Vonhandies]

Roger Goddell is a faggot

[Lord VonDong @Vonhandies]

I use my superpowers to look sexy as fuck

[Lord VonDong @Vonhandies]

Where dreams come true “@MattyIce_OneTwo: @Vonhandies”

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Lee Westwood spending more time in the sand than David Hasselhoff #TheOpen

[Lord VonDong @Vonhandies]

Squirtazoid just evolved into Squirtaload!! #HM09HardOn @JPele20

[Lord VonDong @Vonhandies]

Without boners civilization would cease to exist @UberFacts

[Lord VonDong @Vonhandies]

And yea I gotta poop, I got a poopin' problem!

[Lord VonDong @Vonhandies]

@ksuth RT @shootermcgavin: I hate athletes that flop. Gilmore did it when he got hit by the Volkswagen. It barely touched him

[Lord VonDong @Vonhandies]

I am lord dong, all shall kneel before me. #HailVondong

[Lord VonDong @Vonhandies]

Who the hell is @iJesseWilliams

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I got a livin room full of fine dime brizzles

[Jon Metzger @JobMetzgee]

My name is Humpty. Spelt with an umpty!

[Lord VonDong @Vonhandies]

SALT AND PEPPAS HERE

[Lord VonDong @Vonhandies]

LeBron is getting gnarley with that last throw down #ReverseFlyingSpiderMonkey

[Lord VonDong @Vonhandies]

I manscape.... Hard.

[Lord VonDong @Vonhandies]

I'm up all night to get lucky

[Lord VonDong @Vonhandies]

Milk was a bad choice

[Lord VonDong @Vonhandies]

We're up all night to get lucky

[Lord VonDong @Vonhandies]

Nobody is a loser in beer chugging